This might be the saddest thing I've heard all day...

those poor babies....to have a mother like that...tragic.

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Damn, I thought this had to be a joke!

I mean, damn..

Wow when did she find the time? I mean electro shocking kittens, clubbing bubby seals, and worshipping the dark lord seems to have kept her busy. I wonder if she figured out what caused it?

Paris did a reality series based on the Green Acres concept. Now Nancy can jump in, on a concept based on the Omen

Not that I am doubting her virile husband didn't impregnate her naturally, BUT: the odds of a 47 year old woman being pregnant with twins WITHOUT the benefit of IVF is SLIM TO NONE.

Jeez, I guess I lost the bet about her strapping it back with duct tape (unless she has a C-section, in which case I might still be right). But then they would've had to shove the fertilized eggs up her ass, right? So she has a vagina down there... somewhere...