I think the timing is pretty funny, since she cried wolf about the Dr Martin ad.
And I've seen another "action figure" once, it was way uglier and tacky:
I think the "unplugged" one looks good, more like him.
Here's the lunch box and flask:
Hey, the old whore's gotta make money somehow. Her album will be a commercial and critical disaster, her movie career is in the dumps, plus she's older than Father Christmas..she's one crack pipe away from turning tricks.