i always feel so sad for the poor kid when i see him...
__________________ And I want to play hide-and-seek and give you my clothes and tell you I like your shoes and sit on the steps while you take a bath...
Don't feel sorry for him, he's like a happy little Buddha.
Minus the holiness.
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A guy in Dumfries had to replace his mother's sofa because he'd fucked it.
"Why did he have to replace it?" we wondered.
"Because he'd cut a hole in it." said Andrew, authoritively.
I ventured that I would just have gone at it between the cushions.
There's more than one way to fuck a couch.
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