who *IS* this??? the following was posted at holymoly.co.uk.
i have no clue who the gimp could be. anyone heard this before or got any ideas who it could be??? Here's a little tale about a grunge legend and close personal friend of Kurt and Courtney you may not have heard yet.
A story has worked its way through the space-time continuum from the mid-nineties, when this chap was being hip and cool as only he can, and 'hanging' with some of Brighton's brighter bands.
Somehow, he convinced a 16-year-old girl to come back to his monster's lair and view his impressive collection of Nirvana's teabags and empty shampoo bottles. The young lady took a seat in the lounge while our legend disappeared from the room, only to re-appear in a gimp mask.
Before the terrified young thing could react, he opened his mouth, stuck his tongue out and begged her to extinguish lit cigarettes on his chubby tongue. The girl fled from the house and immediately told her mother, who took matters into her own hands.
Turning up on matey's doorstep, she shouted her disgust at his kinky requests, much to the amusement of the neighbours and the pathetic perve's horror, backing away into his grubby little rat-hole and staying there for quite a few days.
chubby tongue?? hmm.
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