she like, started so young Jolie: I was very sexual in Kindergarten
Hollywood star Angelina Jolie has confessed to being "very sexual" in kindergarten, even creating a game where she would corner the boys and strip off their clothes.
The Mr And Mrs Smith star - now a mother of three to adopted kids Maddox, five; Pax, three; Zahara, two; and biological daughter Shiloh Nouvel, 11 months, - admits she was a wild child and frequently got into trouble for "making out" with boys at such a young age.
She says: "I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten.
"I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties (children's fictional disease). Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!"
haha!!!! at 4 or 5 years old, she was a master seducer
I love her... I know people who hate her will jump all over the "I was very sexual in kindergarten" line, and think it's a brag, but I get the impression she's being funny.
Ahh... Jolie...
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A guy in Dumfries had to replace his mother's sofa because he'd fucked it.
"Why did he have to replace it?" we wondered.
"Because he'd cut a hole in it." said Andrew, authoritively.
I ventured that I would just have gone at it between the cushions.
There's more than one way to fuck a couch.