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04-03-2007, 07:30 PM
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| | | Keith Richards: 'I snorted my father'
 http://http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070403/ap_en_ce/people_keith_richards;_ylt=ApqncPEXvOSmCtXP5wTDPB9 xFb8C LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.
"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.
"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.
"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.
crazy fuck. <3
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04-03-2007, 07:34 PM
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| | | Keith Richards rulez. When he dies, he deserves his own holiday. |
04-03-2007, 07:36 PM
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| | awful back drip. 
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04-03-2007, 07:44 PM
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| | | ew.
i am not a fan of this. |
04-03-2007, 07:54 PM
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by aaron  ew.
i am not a fan of this. | i wouldn't snort or inject my dad.
i do dig keith.
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04-03-2007, 08:10 PM
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| | | haha
thats sick
in a kinda awesome keith richards way |
04-03-2007, 08:11 PM
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| | | haha thats classic
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04-03-2007, 08:12 PM
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| | | Umm, yuck? At least he wasn't mixing sawdust with his blow.. |
04-03-2007, 08:27 PM
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by KillTheLastRomantic Umm, yuck? At least he wasn't mixing sawdust with his blow.. | Do you wanna come over and snort my grandpa? ROCK N ROLL!11 |
04-03-2007, 10:41 PM
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| | | hahaha...wow and pretty fucking gross |
04-03-2007, 10:48 PM
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| | | #1. Gross
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#2. After seeing how he looks now a days I don't see why anyone would want to emulate him. All these cool dudes aren't really holding up too well with age. It's just weird cos these are people that used to like represent youthfulness and yeah... not so youthful anymore. And just like partying hard and snorting your dad just ain't cute when you look like a corpse. Blah. It makes me sad about getting old. |
04-03-2007, 11:13 PM
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| | | lol we were just talking about keith richards & the substances he has abused at work like 3 days ago. i'll have to remember to tell my coworker that he snorted his dad too. i think i'll trump the discussion with that.
robin williams does a wonderful skit about him in his live on broadway dvd. |
04-03-2007, 11:17 PM
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| | where oh where is my keith richards.. fuck i love him, & i would totally snort corpses with him if he asked me to 
you people, really.. how boring!  |
04-03-2007, 11:22 PM
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| | He should shave that caterpillar 
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04-03-2007, 11:35 PM
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| | Well now I've heard everything |
04-04-2007, 05:54 AM
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| | | i just want to snort keith richards. thatd be quite the fear and loathing experience. |
04-04-2007, 06:01 AM
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| | | The disturbing part of this is............his father died in only 2002? That's 5 years ago, meaning Keith was like 58 when he did this? I'd lol if he did this decades ago but wow, he's STILL hardcore and going into his 60s.... |
04-04-2007, 06:01 AM
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| | | hahahahahaahahahahaha
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04-04-2007, 12:18 PM
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| | keef was taking the piss. he didn't actually snort his own dad  |
04-04-2007, 12:42 PM
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| | | i lolzed for a long time when i heard this. | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | |
