jenna jameson gets a vaginoplasty - Page 2

bort · #6 03-31-2007, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BleedingHeart

Good morning Bort, though its probably closer to the night there......
Vaginoplasty, designer vagina's are apparently 'in' right now. I think celeb mum's may opt for this but has Jenna even had kids yet? What a pointless waste of 5000 dollars (or whatev. it cost) Maybe over a decade of being pound in the ass in porno has left it ravaged

It's just after midnight on April Fool's. I'm staying up to watch football from the UK. I'll fall asleep though.

I figured vaginoplasty was some sort of procedure to make the twat look more attractive. They should come in a range of colours. Courtney should get a lilac one.

Pennyroyal · #7 03-31-2007, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bort

It's just after midnight on April Fool's. I'm staying up to watch football from the UK. I'll fall asleep though.

I figured vaginoplasty was some sort of procedure to make the twat look more attractive. They should come in a range of colours. Courtney should get a lilac one.

Or a violet one...bad joke, sorry

It's to tighten it, a lot of women have a vaginoplasty after childbirth when the muscles are lax.

Ninjabot! · #8 03-31-2007, 09:10 AM

Mangled vag!

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X-rated flick chick Jenna Jameson has annoyed Hollywood heavyweights who want to turn her best-selling book, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," into a movie. "She hasn't been showing up for meetings" with a major production company interested in "Porn Star," a source claims.

But Jameson should be forgiven. Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done "down there" - and is not pleased with it.

"She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy," said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, "she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie," which would be a mainstream production.

Jameson became famous for work in more than 100 X-rated flicks, including the classics "Camera Sutra" and "Udderly Ridiculous."

Her agent Mike Esterman said, "I have no idea" when asked about the surgery. Regarding the missed meetings, a spokeswoman for Club Jenna (a Jameson company) told us that "Jenna isn't always available within a few minutes."

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Originally Posted by bort

I figured vaginoplasty was some sort of procedure to make the twat look more attractive. They should come in a range of colours. Courtney should get a lilac one.

She's going through her blue phase now, isn't she? I think she should get one in that hideous '70s burnt orange.

ltripley · #9 03-31-2007, 09:29 AM

I thought Vaginoplasty was when the trannies got their outie turned into an innie?

ltripley · #10 03-31-2007, 09:36 AM

I thought Vaginoplasty was when the trannies got their outie turned into an innie?