Stallone Hires 30 Year Old Body Double For Rambo Sequal

VioletPrue · #1 03-29-2007, 01:04 AM

Yeah, the movie wasn't a good idea to begin with, but hiring a 30 year old body double just makes it worse.

Sylvester Stallone, 60, has been shooting the latest Rambo sequel in the jungles of Thailand.

"Stallone threw himself into his new project shortly after being charged with importing a banned bodybuilding drug in Australia. The actor and his entourage of minders were stopped last month at Sydney airport en route to the Australian premiere of his sixth Rocky movie when a routine X-ray of the party's baggage revealed 48 vials of Jintropin, a so-called miracle drug."

Actually, there's a second miracle at work here. The actor has been using more than steroids to summon back his youthful strength. He has hired a hot body double 30 years his junior (above, right) to do the dirty work. Hmm, perhaps double deserves his own sequel?

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bort · #2 03-29-2007, 01:12 AM

Poor Sly. He tries so hard. He fails so much.

Ninjabot! · #3 03-29-2007, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by bort

Poor Sly. He tries so hard. He fails so much.

And he looks like a G.I. Joe that was left in the microwave. Meanwhile, Dolph Lundgren has aged wonderfully and looks hotter than ever.

BleedingHeart · #4 03-29-2007, 06:41 AM

He just needs to fucking quit already. Im boycotting this next outing like I did Rocky Balboa, hopefully poor ticket sales will make him get the message.

Ninjabot! · #5 03-29-2007, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BleedingHeart

He just needs to fucking quit already. Im boycotting this next outing like I did Rocky Balboa, hopefully poor ticket sales will make him get the message.

He needs to realize that it's not the '80s anymore. If Chuck Norris can get with the times, then why not Stallone?