I just read somewhere that Clove was sucking face with Bruce Willis!

oh dear

Bruce Willis celebrated turning 52 last week, and one of his presents was a make out session with Courtney Love.
Rock 'n' Roll!
The unlikely couple were spotted in flagrante canoodle March 19 at the Roxy nightclub on Sunset Blvd. "They were full-on making out," laughed a witness.
The venue was packed for 9pm performance by boozy Brit rocker Amy Winehouse.
But it dosen't look like Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are getting a new stepmom just yet. Another source says Willis carried on the rest of the evening without Love by his side.
The actor's rep declined to comment, while Love's spokesman described the interaction as, "a quick hi, and then they went their separate ways."
-from March 26,2007 Ben Widdicombe "Gatecrasher" in the NYDaily News

i always say helllo with a nice makeout session.

Gag gift is more like it. This guy fucks models the rest of the year. How ironic he's stuck with an old crack whore on his birthday.

Bruce is fucked up looking, but at least he has a big cock. With Courtney, it starts out bad, and I imagine can only gets saggier, looser, stinkier & more herpified the lower you go.