If you see her at your local Home Depot shopping in the chainsaw department, just remember: getting into the WOW role. That's all.

"It's my life, and I'll do what I wanna, do what I like!!!"

Can't wait to see her masturbate onstage with the sledgehammer. Wendy's looking down from Heaven, smiling.

"Britney's new haircut makes her look like a butch ****. I like it. I think I'll her marry her, but I'll have to do it in the UK. I'm sure K-Fed will send me lots of hate mail but I'll use my charms to calm him down."

- Beth Ditto of the band The Gossip on Britney's new image makeover



Who the **** is Beth Ditto? Nothing like a random clueless pig to run around spouting off at the mouth with the most inane dribble ever.

She's a mouthpiece, whoever she is.

and WHEN exactly were you planning on telling me you were a mere hours away jaunt from wankouver? think of all tehgaysecks we could've been having!!!

Well I didn't know which coast Vancouver was on to be honest!!

Kelly Osbourne's seat filler.