If you had to pick one celebrity to punch the shit out of, who would it be & why??

Lately I've been hating on these Hollywood chicks (lindsay/paris/britney/etc...) and I'm thinking they all need to be knocked out on camera!! LINE 'EM UP!! but if I had to pick one that's the most annoying, it would be Lindsay. Because it's obvious all her drama is preplanned (she's 20 years old and an alcoholic??? )..There will be a sex video of this chick sometime within the next 6 months! PROMISE!

and while im at it, i'd kick her creepy mother in the shin for allowing her to turn out this way!

Russell Brand makes me want to jump through the tv screen and kick the shit outta him. I don't know what it is about him but he annoys the hell outta me.

jennifer love hewitt

i dunno why, i just hate her

edit: actually i choose jodie marsh because she's a skanky bitch, and rebecca loos for making a career out of shagging a married man

I'm going to beat the shit out of Dr. Phil one day, just you wait and see.

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So I'm watching as his wings spread as wide as could be
Come on now and wrap them around me

Ron Jeremey just to see if I can find my hand after punching him in the stomach