Is there something in LA Evian or something?
Like an extra added break up molecule?

They are always breaking up and getting back together. They are both famous, hot and rich. I doubt they will break up until they get saggy.

leave it to porky to insert some lame-brained quote.

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Pastor: No one is born gay.
Bill Maher: Really? Have you met Little Richard?

He's a shitty musician, she's a bubble-brained crap actress.

They're perfect together.

I mean, just the fact he dares venture where TOM GREEN used to poke shows what a daring young man he is.

I think it was in "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" where the line, "I was as wet as Drew Barrymore at a grunge club." showed up. Wherever. Too funny.

Fab is gorgeous. I want to breed with him.

I always knew that they'd break up eventually. He's too good looking for her.