Ohmigosh this is just AwFuL, Paris Hilton has gotten fired not from one but from two night clubs called Paris.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070104/.../people_hilton

I guess they are going to rename the clubs Britney.

Paris Hilton has a very good reason why she was late so many time. She claims she could not find any panties to wear thus explaining why she does not wear any.

Paris Hilton needs to get fired from the media in general. Why the hell is she even famous again? She needs to go away yesterday.

i hope someone sets her on fire.

Nicole: "We got fired."
Paris: "I know. I'm psychic."

teee heee heee!