Ohmigosh this is just AwFuL, Paris Hilton has gotten fired not from one but from two night clubs called Paris.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070104/.../people_hilton
I guess they are going to rename the clubs Britney.
Paris Hilton has a very good reason why she was late so many time. She claims she could not find any panties to wear thus explaining why she does not wear any.