Here's a piece from thesmokinggun.com complete with mugshot and a very amusing taped interview with the washed-up boxer/unintentional entertainer:

Tyson To Cops: "I Am Fucked Up"

After Arizona arrest, ex-champ spoke of drug use, disheveled life

JANUARY 3--In a police interview following his arrest last week, Mike Tyson told cops he smokes cocaine that he packs into Marlboro cigarettes, is unable to roll his own joints, and gets "a little crazy" without the use of the antidepressant Zoloft. Tyson, 40, was arrested December 29 in Scottsdale, Arizona on drug possession and driving under the influence charges. In a taped interview with the Buckeye Police Department, the former heavyweight champion spoke about his drug use and how he is "fucked up." When Officer J.R. McKnight told Tyson he did not appear to be messed up, the boxer replied, "I know man but I am fucked up." Tyson "then followed the statement by laughing loudly," according to a police report, an excerpt of which you'll find below. When Tyson was pulled over for driving erratically, cops saw him wiping away loose tobacco and a white powder from his BMW's center console. When asked for his license and registration, Tyson pulled out a "large amount of paperwork" and handed the stack to a cop, saying, "You can look in there." The police report also notes that Tyson was flashing the peace sign at the start of his interview. He told investigators that "in Ireland, if you turn your hand the opposite way, it means, 'Fuck you.'" (4 pages)

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I love Iron Mike. Naomi Campbell should've married him when she had the chance.

Ha! Imagine that slugfest. He'd have swarovski crystals from her cell phone imbedded all over his head as well. She might be a little worse for the wear though, I'd guess.

agreed. i love the mike. i felt sad the last time he fought.

Please. She'd have his heavyweight belt imbedded into her weave as he bites off her ear and breaks her nose with a handfull of crack.

It's a shame that Don King ripped him off so bad. She would have attempted the same though, Heather Mills-style.

I'd shop around an autobiography right about now if I were him.

"You can take the boy out of the hood, but..."