| it happened because he couldn't afford to post bail and was desperate to stay out of prison. at the very last minute, his "biggest fan" offered to pay his bail, on the condition that Pete went and stayed at his house.
strangely enough, he went, and the bloke was a total nutcase, with a Pete Burns "shrine", presenting him with a bridal veil he bought for £500 and reading him some extremely disturbing transgender poetry.
the bloke was so awestruck that when Pete arrived he wouldn't even come down the stairs. he kept fawning all over Pete and saying he was the most beautiful creature on earth.
it was funny as fuck. |