ok, can i just say that jon stewart is the greatest american alive.
he should have been time's man of the year. he could do all sorts of nasty things to me, and i'd be totally cool with it.

seriously, we need a jon stewart thread.
i would also propose that we have someone pull up tons of fun facts about mr. stewart, as i am a geek and deeply enjoy trivial facts.

i'm going to say this thread could also include your favorite jon/daily show moments, quotes, etc.

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Harrison Ford: I don't really do action movies.
Jon Stewart: You were Indiana Jones.
Harrison Ford: Yeah, but...
Jon Stewart: And Jack Ryan.
Harrison Ford: I always saw Indiana Jones as a comedy.
Jon Stewart: Well, I can assure you it's not.
Harrison Ford: I'll have to let Spielberg know that. "Steve- not funny."
Jon Stewart: You know Spielberg?

On his Crossfire appearance: I will go back to being funny but their show will still blow.

[on the capture of Sadam Hussein]
Jon Stewart: You've probably heard the news, unless you were in a hole, in which case, you were probably the guy we caught

Jon Stewart: Here in the U.S., we've made democracy into a science. A cold, impersonal science.

Jon Stewart: President Bush announced that we were landing on Mars today... which means he's given up on Earth.

George W. Bush: I think we're welcomed in Iraq.
Jon Stewart: Apparently the rocket-propelled grenade is the Iraqi equivalent of "aloha".

[talking about filming _Reckoning, The (2004)_ in Spain]
Jon Stewart: Did you meet any Spanish people?
Willem Dafoe: Oh, yeah, half of our crew was Spanish.
Jon Stewart: Name one.
[pause]
Willem Dafoe: Jose.

Madonna: At first I was hesitant about coming here. But since I have been here, I have realised that Israel is no more dangerous than New York City.
Jon Stewart: ...We have got to get the fuck out of New York City, man.

Jon Stewart: Just picture your loved ones dead. Just do it for me. Are you picturing it? Do you got it? All right now go vote. - Impersonating G.W. Bush

go new jersey

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trivia:

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*Left-handed
*Enjoys crossword puzzles
*Hates Los Angeles
*Loves video games
*1st Standup Joke: What do they call lunch hour in the diamond district when all the Hasidim are causing a traffic jam in the streets? Yidlock.
*Nicknamed "Susceptible Boy" while working at The Jon Stewart Show due to his propensity for catching colds and sinus infections.
*Took all the mirrors down from his office at The Daily Show immediately after taking over for Craig Kilborn.
*Has a gumball machine in his office. Chews gum as "cigarette substitute."