i like kerry katona. i think if i was famous i would be like her. a trainwreck. also her iceland adverts are very effective. i want to buy a prawn platter for £2

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that was proper car crash tv. that woman is fucking ridiculous. she left atomic kitten fucking SEVEN YEARS AGO and she's still trying to cling onto fame? she's a prime example of someone who doesn't want to be famous for being a good singer or actress or writer or anything she's actually achieved. she just wants to be famous for the sake of being famous. i mean she named her son after her publicist for fucks sake. ugh.

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One night at work I found a copy of Kerry Katona's autobiography and, as I'd already read all the back issues of "Take A Break", I ended up reading the book from beginning to end. Her upbringing (and I use the term in its' most loose sense here) was horrendous, her mother was drink and drug fucked and had numerous suicide attempts and in between she dated this guy who thought nothing of knifing her. No wonder Kerry's as screwed up as she is, if Atomic Kitten hadn't happened, Kerry would probably have been working the streets or ended up in prison.

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"... I don't simply wash my hair, I make love to my hair, it is a process and it shows..."

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im watching this video and want to cry for her ALOT?