Originally Posted by zoanthropy

The reason Paris Hilton and Britney Spears wear no panties is simple. They are the latest girls to be sick and tired of people stealing their panties.

Paris and Britney used to buy panties by the dozen daily but they all just disappeared.

and one more thing Britney and Paris should both do a **** flash at the same time. That would be priceless and the talk of all talk. Everyone will be talking about it.

Originally Posted by clinquant

you really are one unfunny asshole - ya realize that, right?

i think that paris hilton and britney spears wear no panties because i don't give a flying ****. and because you suck.