Yes, but this one's about him properly and hilariously failing at life, rather than obsessing over every last minute detail of his little ratspawn's progress. So :P

"I think it's appalling that people have to live a life of drug addiction when I have personally helped people get off drugs."

Well fuck you, Tom, you were never all that great anyways. You sucked in every fucking film I've seen you in, you flat, two-bit religion whore. People without discipline of mind can't filter out the bullshit.

And, what the fuck:

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”


WHAT THE FUCK, CRUISE!? Make up your mind, eat the vagina waste or get some food in the hospital food court.

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"Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no-fags-allowed rule?"

emm i think toms media company and paramount have come to the end of their 14 picture deal together. it's not him personally.

I h8 sientolojists!

I'm not 100% sure, but I know that it's been widely attributed to his weird public behaviour. I don't know if they're at the end of the deal, but if they were they've certainly not chosen to renew it.

You'd think with all that money he could afford a freezer. Or does Scientology prohibit leftovers?