Did anybody ever buy a Donna Martin 90210 doll?

cletusIII · #1 08-23-2006, 02:13 AM

And if so, why? It doesn't seem like the sort of thing anybody would have bought.
Maybe it was meant to be like wheelchair Barbie. Horse-faced girls with learning disabilities could relate to Donna.

But then, why not an Andrea doll for the clever Jewish girls who appear twice their age at 17?
Or a David Silver doll for all the wiggers. Or a Steve doll for frat boys who can't decide between a mullet and a perm so go with both?

I'd probably go with a Brenda doll myself.

Also, was Brenda an icy bitch, or is that just the Shannen Doherty effect? Like that old lady/beatiful maiden illusion. Once you see it one way it's hard to go back.

cletusIII · #2 08-23-2006, 02:25 AM

Cindy Walsh was so much better than that supposedly cool but really just an irritating cunt mom on Gilmore Girls. I HATE that bitch. And any parent who feels the need to be really chummy with their kids actually. Get a fucking life.

Cindy was also probably the best piece of ass on the show. Brenda had that fucked up gap between her teeth and one eye set halfway down her cheek.
Kelly always looked a little too anemic for my tastes. Donna had a good body and actually looked okay in the early seasons when her long bimboish hair took some attention away from her face. She got pretty hideous when she hacked the hair real short and bleached the fuck out of it though.
Andrea, in addition to looking old facially, had the ass of a dumpy middle-aged woman too. And Ms. Teasly was built like a linebacker.

It also disturbed me how out of it Emily Valentine always looked. She slipped Brandon that E, but looked like Steve had just slipped her a Rohypnol the rest of the time. All glassy-eyed and gazing out vacantly.

Rat Face · #3 08-23-2006, 08:43 AM

I have the Donna doll. I got all them for christmas one year. Kelly's left arm was ate off thou from my dog.

cletusIII · #4 08-23-2006, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rat Face

I got all them for christmas one year. Kelly's left arm was ate off thou from my dog.

That probably would have happened on the show if it lasted a few more seasons. The really bad shit always seemed to happen to Kelly. Brainwashed by that cult guy, burnt in a fire, the HIV scare, nearly killed by stalker girl, shot by a car theif, raped. And I'm probably forgetting a lot.

debaser · #5 08-23-2006, 01:32 PM

kelly was my fave.