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Old 07-15-2008, 08:24 PM
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a sto se tice recepta, uvijek mozemo upotrijebiti ovaj :

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
...und keine Eier
In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten
Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim
Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier...

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
...and no eggs
Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough
Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"
Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs


haha
skoro da je veganski
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postala bi kao post ali ne mogu jer sam ovo našla na forumskom otpadu prejako je:

VANZEMALJCI ZAPOČELI RAT UBIJAJUČI PČELE ORUŽJEM KOJIM RADE CRTEŽE U ŽITU

Pozdrav svima !

DRAGI PRIJATELJI , VRIJEME JE ZA UZBUNU !!!

IZVANZEMALJSKA INTELIGENTNA BIĆA ZAPOČELA SU RAT UBIJAJUĆI PČELE, ČIME ŽELE IZAZVATI POMOR LJUDI OD GLADI VELIKIH RAZMJERA .NJIHOV CILJ JE DA NAM ZNATNO SMANJE BROJ .

JER , KADA NEMA PČELA NEMA NI PLODOVA PREKO ŠEZDESET POSTO BILJAKA KOJE KONZUMIRAMO A I VELIK BROJ BILJNIH VRSTA ĆE NESTATI .

U AMERICI JE NESTALO PREKO 70 ,A U EVROPI PREKO 50 POSTO PĆELA .

AKO POD HITNO NE OBNOVIMO PČELE POMOR LJUDI OD GLADI JE NEIZBJEŽAN .
NE TAKO DAVNO DVA MILIONA IRACA JE POMRLO OD GLADI JER IM JEDNE SEZONE NIJE RODIO KRUMPIR .

VANZEMALJCI SU DO SADA SAMO DEMONSTRIRALI SVOJE NAJSAVRŠENIJE ORUŽJE ZA UBIJANJE ŽIVIH ORGANIZAMA STVARAJUĆI CRTEŽE U ŽITU I DRUGIM USJEVIMA POPUT KUKURUZA ITD .

SREDINOM DEVEDESETIH GODINA OBJAVLJENI SU NALAZI ZNANSTVENIKA KOJI SU TIMSKI ISTRAŽIVALI FENOMEN KRUGOVA U ŽITU ,PREDVOĐENI ZNANSTVENICIMA SA SVEUČILIŠTA LAS VEGAS TE KANADSKIM I ENGLESKIM ZMANSTVENICIMA .
USTANOVILI SU DA STABLJIKE NISU SLOMLJENE NEGO SU DOBILE NAPUHANA KOLJENA U KOJIMA SU SAVIJENE.iZJAVILI SU DA SE TO MOŽE POSTIČI SAMO VRLO VISOKOM TEMPERATUROM U VRLO KRATKOM VREMENSKOM INTERVALU NEGDJE OKO PAR MILI SEKUNDI .U PODRUČJU GDJE JE NAPRAVLJEN CRTEŽ DOŠLO JE DO GENETSKE MUTACIJE BILJAKA ŠTO DOKAZUJE DA SE RADI O EMISIJI GAMA ELEKTROMAGNETNIH VALOVA .KUKCI SU NAĐENI MRTVI KAO DA SU BILI U MIKROVALNOJ PEČNICI .
ZNANSTVENICI SU IZJAVILI DA MI NE RASPOLAŽEMO TEHNOLOGIJOM
ZA PROIZVESTI TAKAV UČINAK .

DAKLE VANZEMALJCI RASPOLAŽU TEHNOLOGIJOM KOJOM VRŠE EMISIJU GAMA ELEKTROMAGNETNIH VALOVA KOJI PRODIRU KROZ SVE ORGANIZME SA SPOSOBNOŠĆU DA POSTIŽU INTEFERENTAN I KOHERENTAN VAL NA POVRŠINI I UDALJANOSTI KOJU ŽELE ,A TIME POSTIŽU KVALITETU LASERA KOJOM SE STVARA VISOKA TEMPERATURA KOJA KUHA ORGANIZME IZNUTRA .

SAVRŠENO ORUŽJE NIŠTA SE NE VIDI ,NIŠTA SE NE ČUJE A VI PADATE MRTVI SKUHANI U CIJELOM SVOM VOLUMENU ILI U SEGMENTU OVISNO KAKVU KOHERENCIJU NAŠTIMAJU . AKO DRŽE MALO DUŽE KOHERENTAN VAL ONDA STE KARBONIZIRANI .

HITNO MORAMO SPAŠAVATI PČELE I UZGAJATI NOVE OBITELJI PČELA INAČE JE POMOR OD GLADI NEIZBJEŽAN .

PRILAŽEM FOTOGRAFIJE NAPUHANIH I NAGORENIH STABLJIKA TE PRIMJER MUTACIJE BILJAKA .CRTEŽE U ŽITU STE IONAKO VEĆ SVI VIDJELI .

POZIVAM SVE KOJI IMAJU UVJETE DA POD HITNO NABAVE KOJU KOŠNICU I BARAM JEDNU OBITELJ PČELA I POČNE SA UMNOŽAVANJEM ROJEVA KAO PRIMARNIM CILJEM JER AKO NE OBNOVIMO PČELE VRLO BRZO DOŽIVJET ČEMO KATAKLIZMU .

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nabavijmo pćele, ljudsko ćovjećanstvo je u opasnosti KOŠNICAMA DO SPASA!!!1



mislim da treba osnovati religiju/kult kojoj će ovo gore biti glavna doktrina. znam da se slažeš sa mnom
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ijuj, nemoj da poĆnem o pĆelama

I have come for the Beekeeper
I know you want my
You want my Queen -
Anything but this
Can you use me instead?

I must see the beekeeper
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ai spy with mah lil eye


ai comez to investigate


you be hidin', but ai seez you
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na ŽK-u je pokrenut topik o forumasi(ca)ma koji vise nisu na forumu (ili pak mozda jesu ;D) i pogodi koga su se sjetili:


ajmo igrat pantomime. evo, ja prvi.

okej... dvije riječi... druga riječ... muški rod... sviraš frulu... u orkestru si... ne, ne, ne... glupiraš se... pastir!!!... nije... šta sad skakućeš? aha!... ovca?... ti si ovca?... aha... muški rod... ovan?... nije... jarac?... antilop???... nije... ne znam, daj prvu riječ...


ajd, ne kolući očima, daj prvu riječ... muški rod... imaš nešto na glavi... šešir?... nije... lonac?.... lovorov vijenac?... nije... aureola!... ahaaaa... svetac?... papa?... ono prije?... misliš, svetac?... aha... hm... svetac, svetac, svetac.... hmmmm... šta bi to sad moglo bit... sveti petar?.... ne?... drugo? što drugo? crni petar?... ono prvo? drugo???? daj nemoj me bunit... šta, jel prvo, il drugo?... crni???? crni ovan?... ahaaaaaa, ono drugo drugo.... petar?.. to je prva riječ?... jel konačno rješenje petar frula?... aha, da, muški rod... petar klarinet?... petar klarinet koji skakuće?... pero koji ti ga stero????... okej, okej, evo ozbiljno sada... petar... skakuće... frulom... na pastira???... nije... daj probaj drukče nekako...



ne kolući očima, nego daj drukče probaj... okej... cipela... čarapa... plešeš... dugmetara... aha, srbin!... cipela... srbin... hmmmm... jel opanak???... je???? ajd, fala kurcu... šta sad stišćeš?... mali opanak?... opančić?... petar opančić?... aha... makneš "o"... petar panak???... ahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... PETAR PAN!!!!... o, jebote, al me izmuči....



Balada o impotentnom majstoru tekvandoa

da sam slušo mater i išo na nanbudo
erekcija mi ne bi bila svjetsko čudo
probudila bi se ti, o usnula moja karo
kung fuom da sam jakuze zašamaro

da sam barem išo trenirat džiju džicu
u gaćama bi mjesto žlundre imao ubicu
što bi dao da imam crni pojas u kendu
pa da gledam rast organa u krešendu

da me onomad ćaća dao na karate
ne bi sada ženi plaćo dildo na rate
snatrio sam nekad o medalji u džudu
a sad pjevam balade posrnulome udu

al nekad, dok sam tuko van damma
od zadovoljstva skako je ud bez srama
mrežicu da sam našpanao na penis
sa samprasom sam mogo igrat tenis

znam da ova rima iznad pravi je kliše
al sam htio naglasit nadmoć moje piše
kurcom tada razvaljivao sam cigle
bijedne cigle ne bi ni jauknut stigle

o da, kara bijaše čvršća i od krčkog mosta
prije ovog nesretnoga spolnoga mi posta
od tad sjetno mi u srcu tinja blijeda slava
jer uriniranju je samo sklona moja sprava

patnje je u ovoj pjesmi kolko ti srce voli
recitirat će ju napamet i djeca u školi
pa ću u nastavku prostote izbjegavat
da kvarim đecu, neće me više zajebavat

nema više obračuna kurca kod o.k. korala
pjesma ova postati će prava pastorala
mjesto da u stihu razdjevičim neku djevu
radije ću ubacit nešto o ptičjem pjevu

pa kaže:
pirlijut! pirlijut! mala roda pjeva
čelična pesnica opet će da sjeva
jer na mojoj tekvando vještini
i đeki čen mogo bi da slini

(iz zbirke narodne poezije: "Neki dan sam iz bunara izvadio dva stara dinara, pa ih pribio čavlom na čelo, sad me gleda celo selo")



ja dok sam imo 16 godina, nisam znao šta je žensko. znao sam samo da piške čučećki, što mi nikad nije bilo jasno, jer čemu čučat, kad moš stajat. al, reko sam sebi, pusti pero, svak ima pravo da odabere svoj način pišačkog izražavanja i stila. evo, još kao mladome, u meni je klijala klica demokracije.
demokracija počinje sa malim stvarima. u meni je taj osjećaj rastao sa osjećajem prepunjenosti mjehura, ili popularnije narodski rečeno - bešike.
a ja sam svoju bešiku dobro istreniro. ko šta kamila nije trebala da pije vode, tako ja nisam trebo pišat. ja sam kao mali pronašao svoj stil - isposnički. trpio sam na zemlji, da bi mogo mirno pišat u raju.

evo još nekoliko crtica iz djetinjstva petra pana.
ja dok sam bio mali, onda nije bilo nintenda i supermaria i sličnih edukativnih igara. mi smo se igrali narodskih igara: tate i mame, kamenog lica, gađanja praćkom u glavu, a najljepša od svih igara nam je bila partizana i nijemaca.
i kako god ja okreno, na okoš-bokoš-prdne-kokoš uvijek sam ispo švabo. i dok su sva normalna djeca odrastala kroz karizmu prleta i tihog, ja sam moro bit her kriger, ili šicer, ili hans ditrih genšer.
međutim, i kao švabo, ja sam gradio svoj jedinstven stil. kad god bi me ubili, ja sam smio vikat "šajze!".
jer, šta? partizani, oni su bili fini i čisti momci i nisu smjeli psovat. šta bi bilo da ih je tito čuo da su rekli: jebem ti mater i psa i krv i gnoj i crijeva? sve bi ih odma stuko.
zato su oni morali bit pristojni. tako mi pet iljada dignutih mostova u vazduh. tisuću mi otetih strojnica. e, da, tako su oni govorili. pederčići.



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koji sam ja slucaj, to svijet nije vidio...

Obavijest o povećanju brzina
Od 1.7.2008. svim korisnicima paketa Iskon.DUO Surf povećali smo brzinu pristupa internetu uz istu cijenu mjesečne naknade:
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danas je, ahem, 17.
u svoju obranu zelim reci da je meni sve nakon modema i dial-upa, woosh woosh woosh.
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nabijte si u guzicu kold-faking-plej
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ahahah meni je ovo tako urnebesno smiješno, smijala sam se grohotom 10 minuta

a cijeli blog je zabavan
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ovo prvo sam vec vidjela
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kontam da je skroz zabavno biti profesor matematike. ovakvim stvarima se ili smiješ, ili si propucaš glavu nakon godinu dana staža ja bih se osobno smijala.
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