I am extremely immature and I would like to learn some foreign curse/swear words.

So whatever your language, whatever the word/s post them here for me please!

"d-yo" is "fuck" in Cantonese.
so "d'yo-lé-lo-mo" is the equiv of "motherfucker".

also, "au-chong-yi bun-chow" means "I love the cock".

One guy i did voluntary work alongside in the summer was from Hong Kong and found it hysterical to teach me these...

ficken is to fuck.
Affenschwanz is monkey dick
Hängetitten is droopy titties
Scheisse is shit
and Drecksau is a dirty pig.

swedish..phonetically
fitta is cunt
bullfitta is bun shaped cunt.
hora is whore
lursgwoodies hora hon sel yor say fur goomi byner is pick and mix whore who sells herself for gummy bears.

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Now honies play me close like butter played toast

so, more swedish

fan - satan(also the same in swedish- satan)
jävlar - devils
helvete - hell
förbannad - cursed
röv, arsle - ass
kuk - cock
knulla - (to) fuck
subba - bitch
slyna, luder, slampa - slut
fnask - also whore
CP - as in cerebral palsy, we use it loads

i can't think of any more now

babyboredom you can say knula may rumpan to mean fuck my ass cant you?

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Now honies play me close like butter played toast

Haha the same way that here in Britan we'd call someone a spastic?

Yeah knulla mig i rumpan though röven is a bit better and stronger than rumpan which is more butt than ass

amity we use cp for everything, we dont just call people it, we also for example say that something is 'cp:ing' -cepar- when it doesnt work properly etc

Nosered Hardcore

That's hilarious! I'm going to tell my CP friend that he's popular in Sweden!

lol
It's also always funny to click on User CP here on kr

Godverdomme - Goddamn it
Pronunciation:
G as in the sound you make while coughing up flem, OD like the sound in god (you could make the "o" sound more like it does in the word "ominous"), VER like "bear" with a V, DOM as in "mom" but the "o" again has the sound of "ominous", and ME like "duh!" with an M.
God-Vear-Dom-Muh

Kut - Cunt
Pronunciation:
Just leave out the "n" from "cunt" and pronounce the U like in "mud".

Lul - Dick
Pronunciation:
Again, the U sounds like in the American word "mud".

Klootzak - Asshole
Pronunciation:
OO sounds like the American sound of the "o" in "home", the A in ZAK sounds more like the "a" in "fallen".

Kutwijf - Bitch
Pronunciation:
We know KUT, now add "wife", that'll work.

Stoephoer - Cheap whore
Pronunciation:
The Dutch OE sounds like the American "u" in "dude".

Gore slet - Filthy slut
Pronunciation:
The flem-sound for the G, the O sounds like the "o" in "ominous", RE is easy, and just say "slut" but use the "ea" sound of "heavy" for the E in SLET.
Gore Sleat

I take requests, I'll be here all week.

some thai

hee is cunt
yed is fuck
so you say yed hee mae mung which is fuck your mothers cunt. or abbreviation of which is yed mae.

more german:
arschloch - asshole
schlampe - bitch

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is that a really nice german way of saying shut up?

some of my favorite icelandic swears:

farðu til fjandanns go to hell (lit. go to the devil), also farðu í rassgat
éttu skít! eat shit
hóra/mella whore, hooker
skítalubbi shitbag
frændserður unclefucker
rassgat asshole
krakkmella crackwhore
mongólíti retarded

and finally:

haltu kjafti eða ég treð gaddavír upp í kuntuna á þér shut up or I will stuff your cunt with barbed wire

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i like this one hehe.



puta -slut
ramera- whore
cunt- panocha/verija
culero/culera- asshole
mierda- shit
culo-ass
mongolo/mongola- retarded
faggot- puto/maricon/marica/joto
verga-dick
vete a la verga- its like fuck you but it means:go to the dick.
chinga tu madre- its used as a fuck you but it means: fuck your mother

Portuguese

puta -slut
vagabunda - whore
babaca - asshole
merda- shit
cu -ass
mongol - retarded
peru, piroca-dick
vai se fuder or foda-se - fuck u
filho da puta - son of a bitch

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i like the lowland scots swearing

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german:

drecksack - dirtbag
volldepp - idiot
sau - pig
scheisse bloed - stupid as shit
trottel - moron
miststueck - piece of scum (most used on females)

hmmm, i hear the spanish ones often. but dont use them.

somtimes i will muble at kids at work (as none of them speak a fucking word of french, so it doesnt matter):

la/les conasse(s) which is like "that/those stupid/dumb/retarded bitch(s)"

or.. n'en rajoute pas, which is like "fuck off.. you're on my last nerve.. and pushing it"

or tais toi "shut up"

but mostly (and i mean like semi daily) zoot/zute (however you spell it) which is like saying "damn!"

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