i bojim se instalirat onaj tvoj warcraft jerbo sam čula grozne stvari o njemu, tipa da u nizozemskoj postoji klinika za odvikavanje od warcrafta, da je neki lik umro jer nije spavao ni jeo 6 dana jer je igrao warcraft, ter da se neki lik navukao na kokain jer je htio bit nabrijan da dan i noć može igrat
priča se da je igrica (ova nova, onlajn) zla jer je dizajnirana tako da želiš postići taj najviši level kao, a to je praktički nemoguće i da ljudi gube razum zbog nje. ajm afrejd
When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across the desk with the Force.
When you get into a fight, you automatically find yourself reaching for a light-saber.
If you get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a Saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your own working "light-saber."
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
Whenever you get in trouble, you mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When you listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parallel park.
When your father asks you how fast your car is, you reply, "Fast enough for you, old man."
When you need to go to the toilet, you say "Intensify Forward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
When you wake up screaming, "Luke, it's a trap!"
When your girlfriend says you have a small dick and you say "You underestimate the power of the force."
When someone talks about people getting abducted by little green men you say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
You wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says "Trekkies forever."
You have a tan line from your Darth Vader helmet.
At the airport, when the clerk asks you if anyone else has handled your bag you say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no questions asked.
When your stuck doing fucking 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement.
odi na majspejs naš. mislila sam kopipejstat al kontam da ne bi bilo fer prema curi napisala sam da je dina debela biseksualka crnkinja i vještica, ae, pita nas neka žemska vještica (također biseksualka :s) oćemo joj bit frendačice i oćemo razmjenjivat recepte za čarobne napitke s njom :s de molim te idi pročitaj :s ja crkla od smijeha- i žemska misli ozbiljno
meni je to smiješno. to su oni američki vicevi koje pričaju djeca u vrtiću 
ajm afrejd 
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