I dont wear:

skinny jeans - I do NOT have the legs for them but find that the shops mainly do these. I cant wait for them to die
leggings or jeggins - I do NOT have nice legs so cant wear leggings without looking chunky. I dont like jeggins at all
vest tops - I feel that they look scruffy these days.
skirts and dresses - thats because my legs are FAT.

I need to get a maxi dress for holiday to spain and greece but they all look horrid on me and my arse sticks out on them. I dont understand though as maxi dresses are suppose to make you look slim and hide all sins.

Mid length does not suit me.

I wear comfy tracksuit bottoms in the house but would never go out in them unless I was at a gym.

-Tall stillettos, esp. platform stilettos (they look like stripper shoes)
-T-shirts with stupid prints (such as "That's MISS ***** to you" etc)
-Hot pants/short shorts
-Leather clothes (esp. leather skirts, Chloé style. UGLY.)
-Hats, headscarves, headbands
-Frilly, lacey clothes in offwhite/dusty pink/pastel colors
-"Preppy" clothes, à la Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger etc.