i know they are not teh awesome or anything.
but I'm giving it a go with these ones maybe

i've done the wrong one, this one but with the letters spaced out so it's a fully justified paragraph.

I dunno if I'll go with goya, I just want a depressed painter, maybe el greco

and that's my stupid mock patriotic one because I hate this country but I feel I at least have to live being from it.