I am going to dress up as a parking enforcement officer and give out a bunch of orange parking tickets on Halloween.

I'm going to hiss and snarl at any foolhardy kiddies who think that we "do" Halloween in New Zealand. Not on my watch, we don't. But they're welcome to try. Last year I offered onions, but only one person took any.

I also snottily demanded "tricks" from them [not meant in an "inappropriate for teachers style of "trick" way, we don't use that here] and their blank looks indicated that they clearly mistook Halloween for "Give Us A Present Because We Demand It Day". Cunts. TRICK OR TREAT.

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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.

I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

I'M GOING TO BE 1994 CORKY.

Yeah. Really. I'll post some photos. *sigh*

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gonna get my walkie talkie, and some mustard and some mayonnaise, and a mermaid, and some macaroni, bricks, and some telephone wires, and phone machines

I'm going as an 18th century French courtier..

btw Skinny Puppy kicks alot of ass