i was feeling all fucking fucky earlier today and went to the mall. Completely bored by the usual shit i buy there, this time i went to Victorias Secret and thought 'hmmmm, what if i had a giirrrl friend and wanted to surprise her'...

so i kept playing along, i pretended i had a 'petite' girlfriend, "small" i guess is the offical size for girl underwear.

anyway i'm lookin around and figured if i was buying my chick some panties, i'd wanna see her in pink. so i found these nice-ass like see-thru fabric kind...little embrodered hearts and such, two little cherry-red bows on the sides, intricate lace all around.

22 fickin dollars!

you chicks spend some money on underwear, thatz fer fuckin sure...

So i bought the intricate, pretty panties and left the store knwoing i had only fucky Crystal to even consider giving them to, and SHE's being a demon hore. so there i am carring a frilly little bag around the mall with a pair of 'small' 22 dollar panties in it.

whatever, i dont care. i WOULD liketo give them to kistul but shes being a collosal mega bitch so she dosent deserve fancy underwear.

desperate and wore out, i went to the strip club and just chatted with some dancers outside having cigarettes.


and hole lee shit i met a new girrl. seems were right on the fuckin level instantly, mentally both connected together by firewire.
Shes a dancer and she misses having aman instead of always getting all her gratification from her own manipulation or her female friend.

we talked with wide eyes about masturbation, grinning and planning stuff. she has my # says shell call tomorrow afternoon and thinks i'm rowl.

we look into each other eyes and wanna fuck ...i can tell so obviously...

'would it turn you on to give me oral sex?'

'Uh...HELL yeah. I've jacked off just thinking about kissing a girl there...DUH!'

she smiled.

iso i dunno, maybe i'll give the fancy, expensive panties to her...she deserves them more than Crystal just how she treated me tonight.

oh i wanna fuuhk her and its so hot she is down for it.

i dont know what Crystals fucking problem is...Like sex must be a terrible thing for her. OH NO...DONT EAT MY PUSSY, DAN...NOT THAT...ANYTHING BUT THAT!

...looser.

grrrrr, cant wait to crawl on top of Melanie and kiss the hell out of her
pant pant pant

tmi
They sound like pretty panties tho

mabe if i get bored enuf i;; post a pic,,,

yea, theyre fucking sweet.
i would tek her shopping too, i guess. i love girrs in denim skirts and pink (in general) a girrrl wearing a short denim skirt and white panties makes me so fucky hard
rrrrrraaaaaah!
fuck! thinking of this alone is killing me, dam u Crystal and your wacko anger agenda... Christ, chill out and get horney for fucks sake.
like i can really be patient about this junk...I"M A DUDE! I NEED TO FUCK FOR FUCKS SAKE oh nevermind.
Crystal has a nice pair of panties waiting for her when she grows up a little and can be more considerate to other's feeling.
im not EXACTLY sure if shes a small or medium (I asked like every chick in the store about sizes) but Crystals pic is in the 'Fuck You Too' thread in 18+



oh, Melanie stll hasnt called and its almost dinner time (i thought we had plans fir lunch) she may have lost my # - she wrote it down instead of putting it in her phone and u know strippers usally dont have 'pockets'.
fuk...shoulda got her # and called to put it in her phone


anyway, i'm not sure if Crysy is a smalll or medium - i want her to be comfy.


yea...totally fucking nice panties, tho.

just suks i gota wait thru this pms bs before i can give them to her,

Crystals too good for you.

If you want you can give them to me. I need new knickers and I am skint.

That is NOT an expensive piece of underwear.

lol

ehh, shit. probably. dosent matter much now anyway.

i'll eleaborate: i think she fucking hates me now, because i liked her and told her and everything. I suk with girls...i hate all your stupid rules and fucked fucking fuck shit bs

"fuck me"


"ok"


done.


of course not. of course i dont deserve her or any girl i find attractive. ideserve to fuck off and die and feeling this way, as i know so well and really had enuf of, the end of consciousness will be a nice vacation from this wreched horror of self reflection.

...alone

im in stupid Ohio. come get em..


um, the reason i think i bought her the underwear...i mean, it was kinda subconscious, but i once stole a pair of hers she left out a long time ago. they were off-white, ratty, a little stained, but i was compelled...

anyway, i kept them for a while, eventually used them to wipe the (hahahaha ahhh, the analogy is priceless) the oil dipstick when I was checking it.


hahaha - i used her panties to check the oil level of my Camaro (V6)...she dosent know about this, i dont care if she does, i dont care if she accepts the gift...the thing i did with her old used up panties was like, 5 years ago or some shit. After i used them to check my fluids i think i tossed them in the river.

anyway, i thought it would be cool to give her these...i'll post a goddamn picture of them if u want but im in a rare mood right now and feel like smashing this computer, let alone fuck with Imageshack.

i would have given the bitch my whole fucking paycheck.
i would have been thrilled to take her shopping for the priceyist damn panties they make...to gently caress her pussy in style.

but, eh...as you know (or dont, i fucking care) she started accusing me of shit recently..and...of fuck it. nevermind

i'll eventually give them to her sister to give to her annonmusly (yea, like she wouldnt tell her who theyre from anyway)
or i'll leave the pretty bag with the pretty panties in her front door and she'll freak out, probably, call the cops and bitch about how her stalker ('friend' for 15 fuckin years) is leaving her nice panties and how thats SO fucking evil or whatever else she thinks.

i'll leave the reciept in the bag in case, she can change them for Medium or Jumbo or whatever the fuck.
I already know she'll just throw them away, submit them as 'evidence', or something unappreciative...but i dont give a fuck

ha..like she said the first day we argued:

I DONT CARE, DAN

[in regard to my feelings]

yeah, i really dont deserve her

this is the fashion forum

excuse me here, I dont give a god damn.

its appropriate because they ARE fashionable ass panties.

fuck. you want me to post a pic of them to make it all like an online catalog perfect whachcallit with the order and placement of the pic, the thread, the explainations of how the orginate?

fine.

im that bored - let me fire up the camera

thanks


ok, let me post a pic of the stupid underwear for little miss wears-a-hat-all-the-time.

(Family Guy...nevermind)

They're nice.

I'm sorry you're not getting any.

I dont really know your situation but you sound miserable.

try melanie again. like go and visit her.
crystal demands your cigarettes.

on topic
not my style of undergarment but pretty for someone.

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Tomorrow is a mystery
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i'm crawling out of it...slowly.

this will be the first weekend in almost two months I probably wo