they look bisexual. not unisexual.

bisexual.

that must why the man likes to take them away from you.

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you knew as you typed this out how distressing it was going to be for me.

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it was distressing for me to look at them.

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is this the bit where i apologise?

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they make me want to wear bows, so yes.

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i didnt realise the depth of the depravity. hang on, ill be at the chemist. brb

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i kinda like the masculine look of the first ones! ide like to see them from more angles??

second - ouch

and the third are ok. just ok.

im not crazy at all about the second one. the third one is adorable, and the first pair could actually look pretty good depending on what you would wear with it.

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i have most issues about the second pair. i think i've seen britney spears in something similar :/
the first are nice, might it be the angle of the photo that gives them an odd shape?

oh my gawwwd what a shitty bow. the shoes could be soo sexy if you plucked that off. pluck it off! do it!

the first one, imean, is it mannish because the buckle is large? because it's squarish? i wish the buckle was a different material, but eh, it works.

the middle one... are you people serious? what language are you speaking? ..crack? or are you like, wearing it for ironic value?

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the second pair. yes.
i'd do the first. if i had to.
the last pair. oh no.

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its mannish to me because it looks like a man's shoe that has been um morphed a little into a LADIES shoe. i want to see it irl.

the people who are anti the bows probably like these. alot.

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I quite like the ones 2nd from the top.

now you're on the right track. forget the butch shoes, be a woman for godsake:

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All three are pretty bad in their own bad ways. The first one is trying to be cool and creative but is failing miserably. It is not even about mannishness, because if done well mannish sleek designs can be sexy, but this just looks like a confused shoe without a direction and identity. The second one is like a Payless version of a pair of average wedges, really cheap looking in quality and form/shape. The third one looks like it came from the shelves of K-Mart. I realize they are Kenneth Cole but you seem to have found the worst of the Cole..... Just say NO to the bad shoes.

Since you have not committed to any of these shoes and you wanted advice/opinion, I gave the honesty without holding back.

#1 - ugly. too pointy, shapeless...manly...yuck.

#2 - for the summer...but looks a bit white trash if not done properly

#3 - cute! i have 2 pairs of high heels w/ lace & bows...everyone compliments them.

the first ones are a bit mannish, sry. haha

the second are vomit.

but i love the last pair!

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I don't know if Zappos.com ships to Australia, but if they do, you may have a lot of options, lots of shoes to choose from, especially the things you can wear to the office.

I don;t like the mannish ones. yes, they're confused.

I do like the middle ones, i imagine them with a short black dress with a faux mandarin collar and a patterned silk mimco sack bag. I also like the fact that they appear to be made of canvas or cotton.

The last ones I would wear for work but not for leisure. I can't tell if they are made of leather or satin