the sunglasses are pure rockn****ingroll

so i'm going with the outfit, but i got a cool kinda loose grey slouchy knit cardy thing for if it gets cold.

my legs are a ****ing mess, so i have to wear tights.

ok this makes me feel better guys thanks.
i'm just really ****ing anxious about it - you know, big crowds etc.
i'm drinking already.
watching the good girl. jennifer aniston's accent is pretty ****ty.
i wanna go to an american diner and eat pancakes and drink free filter cawfee.

what happened to your legs?

they're covered in scars from old sores and ****.
HOW GLAMOUROUS.

do you have any leg mascara?

don't you mean concealer?