okay here's my blog.

here's my blog about master cleanse.

kittyradio caused me to do a ****ting fast:

http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/diet-e...-shakes-3.html

thanks kr!

and btw i did not end up having to go to whole foods thank gawd.

bc i found everything at raley's.

and i guess i get to master cleanse whether the **** i want to or not now.

bc buying all that **** took up the last of the money on my food stamp card.

that maple syrup **** is ten dollars for 12 oz.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

and idk yet bc i don't get to start til tmmw. but.

this drink sounds nasty as ****.

so i pretty much better lose 90lbs in addition to being cured of my drug & alcohol addiction.

it better cure my ****ing blythism as well for that matter.

and i am pretty sure champers needs to be around to hold my hand for all of this bc i am pretty goddamn terrified.

i wonder if willie wonker and *****face have any leftover adult diapers.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

****pants fest 2009!!

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

i guess i get to start drinking my laxative tea tonite tho lol.

i was reading the ingredients on the box and they look pretty nasty.

licorice root. does that taste like black licorice?

bc we don't like black licorice.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

well idk.

bc i am kind of looking foward to the non-stop ****ting. esp. at the beginning.

i do not think you know how many BAD THINGS. i eat.

and i don't think you know just how BAD they are.

i am pretty sure it's worse than normal ppl.

i got six lemons.

then i got 5 limes.

bc limes are 5 for a dollar.

i guess i will have to go back and buy some more.

i guess i will probably be needing more of that ****ing maple syrup too.

they did have a 32 oz one on sale for like 19.99.

i GUESS that's a good deal. i mean.

idk. i wonder if winco sells that type of ****.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.