MASTER CLEANSE lol

clotty · #1 03-10-2009, 04:03 PM

okay here's my blog.

here's my blog about master cleanse.

kittyradio caused me to do a shitting fast:

http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/diet-e...-shakes-3.html

thanks kr!

and btw i did not end up having to go to whole foods thank gawd.

bc i found everything at raley's.

and i guess i get to master cleanse whether the fuck i want to or not now.

bc buying all that shit took up the last of the money on my food stamp card.

that maple syrup shit is ten dollars for 12 oz.

clotty · #2 03-10-2009, 04:06 PM

and idk yet bc i don't get to start til tmmw. but.

this drink sounds nasty as fuck.

so i pretty much better lose 90lbs in addition to being cured of my drug & alcohol addiction.

it better cure my fucking blythism as well for that matter.

and i am pretty sure champers needs to be around to hold my hand for all of this bc i am pretty goddamn terrified.

i wonder if willie wonker and bitchface have any leftover adult diapers.

clotty · #3 03-10-2009, 04:07 PM

shitpants fest 2009!!

clotty · #4 03-10-2009, 04:09 PM

i guess i get to start drinking my laxative tea tonite tho lol.

i was reading the ingredients on the box and they look pretty nasty.

licorice root. does that taste like black licorice?

bc we don't like black licorice.

clotty · #5 03-10-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by cricket

you need so many lemons. do not underestimate. oh and the tea will probably have you up in the middle of the night with shitcramps so sometimes i skipped that or made it weak because god damn it i was just going to get up in the morning and drink shitwater anyway i mean do you really have to shit all night so you can wake up and shit?

well idk.

bc i am kind of looking foward to the non-stop shitting. esp. at the beginning.

i do not think you know how many BAD THINGS. i eat.

and i don't think you know just how BAD they are.

i am pretty sure it's worse than normal ppl.

i got six lemons.

then i got 5 limes.

bc limes are 5 for a dollar.

i guess i will have to go back and buy some more.

i guess i will probably be needing more of that fucking maple syrup too.

they did have a 32 oz one on sale for like 19.99.

i GUESS that's a good deal. i mean.

idk. i wonder if winco sells that type of shit.