what are your favorites?
ive been tivo-ing a few and the only one i truly like is barefoot cuntessa. shes such a smug cunt but i like the food she makes. her obsession with jeffery is unsettling, and i just picture her making him all these delicious meals when he gets home from work and she just makes love to her duck fat filled buttocks for hours.
she made a bacon encrusted roasted chicken the other day. and she uses so much butter and oil but it looks sooo good. her lazy voice lulls me to sleep on many a night.

my level of cooking is more rachel ray but her voice/face/storyline is shitrag inducing. i cant handle. she is so gross and retarded.

and my second fave is what i think a relatively new show called at home with the neelys. theyre a black couple that makes soul food inspired dishes, so i guess the food channel had to fill that slot. the food seems really fattening but delicious. and mrs neely is charming in a stereotypical black girl from down south way. yesterday she a made a dish called "GIT CHO MAN CHICKEN" and it was just basically stewed chicken breast, but the title she gave it made it seem fun. and all through out she was all "if you wanna keep yo man yo gots'ta make this here chicken!"

i also tivo simply deliciouso, but ive yet to see something i really want to make from that one.

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i like bawbby flay tyla florenceand giada whatevawhatevaeven thoshe has a hugehead
i haterachel ray
shes a whourr

the neeleys one sounds good!
theres other cookingshows on discovery home(ifyou haveit) thatyou might like
i think license to grill and kylie kwong are good

even tho theyre not on the foodnetwork

barefoot lady pauladeen and nigela are boring to me andput me to sleep

if it's not paula deen & her 10 sticks of butter & lard, then it ain't real food.

i like her theme music at least

i have a boner for alton. i dvr good eats. it's hit n miss, and kinda cheesey. but i love me some alton. cause he brings the science. some day i'm supposedly going to put all my saved episodes on a disc and have a visual cookbook.