| ... Beer.
whats your favorite kind of beer?
my auntie bought all these different assortments of sam adams beers and they were all shitty. i dont like flavored beer. although back in the day i used to drink tequiza when i first started drinking because i couldnt stand regular beer. i also used to drink cisco but we wont get into that.
out of all the light beers i must say, i enjoy the taste of amstel light the most, it still has the extra oomph of a regular, whereas coors light tastes like seltzer water and stale piss.
ive grown a fondness for guiness. i enjoy negro modelo's taste and appreciate the foil on the bottle, but it leaves you with a nasty super yeasty aftertaste and cottonmouth? ive grown to love stella.
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