It seems I'm shitting a lot more often than usual. Like I'll eat and soon after have to shit.

This is odd, as usually I only shit once a day, or sometimes every two days.

This last week I've been shitting three or four times a day. Not diarrhea, all solid.

I'm actually kind of glad, as quick elimination is satisfying. Kind of like Tetris or Buddhism.

But I did lick some not entirely clean ass about a week ago. Two asses in fact as it was a couple. I only thought one of them was hot, but I'm too soft to ignore the less fascinating partners.

I've had Hep A and B vaccinations. A parasite maybe?

Also, this last week I've been eating horribly. If it wasn't for the ass-eating, I'd pass it off as that.

I'm going to eat sensibly this week and we'll see where this goes.

im not sure what you have but its a good thing. 1 movement every 1-2 days isnt very healthy. about licking dirty asses thats gross but i dont think you have anything like ecoli or you would be throwing up and shitting every 10 minutes

maybe your system is actually working for once...one time a day is not normal.

I think if the ass was dirty, you maybe should have stopped right there. I'm no doctor but I know eating shit is a no-no unless you're a pro in the scat biz.

Hello? It is normal.
I mean it can be for some persons. It varies and such, you know.