Now that I have your attention...

I just started on protein shakes to BULK my weight up, so I'm going to bore you all shitless and track how it goes. Okay?

Today is the 9th of April and I probably weigh about 46kg, but we got rid of our scales because they broke. Haha. We used them to weigh the oven and the oven was apparently too heavy for the scales. Oops, who knew?

ANYWAY!

I'll post next week, I guess. The chick at the shop said that people usually gain about 5kgs in 8 weeks. Y'reckon?

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Try to get way fat and gross. Skinny girls suck

Fatties suck, too. Normal is the way forward.

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how about i donate you 10kgs from me.

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Obviously, people in whom those beneficial genetic changes are not fully developed—or, in Ms. Love's case, appear to have occurred in a much smaller number—will exhibit self-destructive, attention-seeking behavior reminiscent of a chimp in a cage who masturbates in public and flings turds at visitors," said Anders.

Agreed, just teasing.... Not too normal tho, or no-one will see you. Try and maintain some 'distiguishing features' or you will just merge into the background