1. how do you like your eggs?

2. ham, bacon or sausage?

3. white, brown, rye or other?

4. fave cereal?

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?

6. fave juice?

7. fave fast food breakfast place?

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?

10. describe your perfect breakfast.

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?

12. how do you like your coffee?

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?

14. sex before breakfast or after?

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?

1. how do you like your eggs?
over easy.

2. ham, bacon or sausage?
bacon.

3. white, brown, rye or other?
white.

4. fave cereal?
mini wheats.

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?
2%

6. fave juice?
apple.

7. fave fast food breakfast place?
mcdonalds. gross, i know, but i am a sucker for an egg mcmuffin.

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?
everyday.

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?
a few times a month, at least.

10. describe your perfect breakfast.
coffee, glass of cold milk, toast, bacon, a few slices of mango and a cheese, mushroom, tomato, green pepper and potato omelette.

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?
bring on the butter, baby.

12. how do you like your coffee?
tons of cream and tons of sugar.

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?
mango.

14. sex before breakfast or after?
before, of course. having an amazing breakfast right after sex is better than the sex itself, really.

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?
a bowl of mini wheats. i was lazy this morning.

1. how do you like your eggs?

Never eat them.

2. ham, bacon or sausage?

I like sausages, but hate breakfast sausages. And don't eat piggies.

3. white, brown, rye or other?

Brown. Rye is nice, but I just won't splash out.

4. fave cereal?

It's called "fruitful breakfast". Made by a company owned by the philanthropist loon mayor of Auckland. Who includes social commentary pamphlets with each box. Tastes nice.

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?

Total homo.

6. fave juice?

Orange.

7. fave fast food breakfast place?

Nevar. I hear Red Rooster is bearable. Subway I guess, though I get the same sub I get for lunch and dinner.

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?

6, roughly.

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?

Annually.

10. describe your perfect breakfast.

Bit o' yoghurt, nice cereal, orange juice, newspaper, the Smiths playing live in my kitchen, cute naked boyfriend waiting in bed, no work after.

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?

Margarine if I have it at all. Generally just have untoasted bread.

12. how do you like your coffee?

Not in my mouth. Milo plz.

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?

Berries.

14. sex before breakfast or after?

Before is better, but if I could have both I definitely would.

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Cereal.

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eggs freak me out

1. how do you like your eggs?

HATCHING INTO CHICKENS

2. ham, bacon or sausage?

NO

3. white, brown, rye or other?

WHOLEGRAIN

4. fave cereal?

OMG PRONUTRO: WHOLEWHEAT HONEY MELT FLAVOUR

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?

FAT FREE BUT I HATE MILK

6. fave juice?

I LIKE ALL JUICES

7. fave fast food breakfast place?

WIMPY. VEG BREAKFAST CAN;T BE BEAT

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?

EVERYDAY WHEN I'M WORKING, NEVER WHEN I'M NOT

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?

NOT OFTEN ENOUGH

10. describe your perfect breakfast.

CROISSANTS, CHEESES, CITRUS FRUITS, FRIED TOMATOES, MUSHROOMS, TOAST

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?

UM TOTALLY BUTTER BUT I NEVER REALLY EAT TOAST

12. how do you like your coffee?

I DON'T DRINK COFFEE

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?

ORANGES!!

14. sex before breakfast or after?

DURING.

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?

CHEESE AND VEG POLONY SANDWICH

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