1. how do you like your eggs?

2. ham, bacon or sausage?

3. white, brown, rye or other?

4. fave cereal?

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?

6. fave juice?

7. fave fast food breakfast place?

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?

10. describe your perfect breakfast.

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?

12. how do you like your coffee?

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?

14. sex before breakfast or after?

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?

1. how do you like your eggs?
over easy.

2. ham, bacon or sausage?
bacon.

3. white, brown, rye or other?
white.

4. fave cereal?
mini wheats.

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?
2%

6. fave juice?
apple.

7. fave fast food breakfast place?
mcdonalds. gross, i know, but i am a sucker for an egg mcmuffin.

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?
everyday.

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?
a few times a month, at least.

10. describe your perfect breakfast.
coffee, glass of cold milk, toast, bacon, a few slices of mango and a cheese, mushroom, tomato, green pepper and potato omelette.

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?
bring on the butter, baby.

12. how do you like your coffee?
tons of cream and tons of sugar.

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?
mango.

14. sex before breakfast or after?
before, of course. having an amazing breakfast right after sex is better than the sex itself, really.

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?
a bowl of mini wheats. i was lazy this morning.

1. how do you like your eggs?

Never eat them.

2. ham, bacon or sausage?

I like sausages, but hate breakfast sausages. And don't eat piggies.

3. white, brown, rye or other?

Brown. Rye is nice, but I just won't splash out.

4. fave cereal?

It's called "fruitful breakfast". Made by a company owned by the philanthropist loon mayor of Auckland. Who includes social commentary pamphlets with each box. Tastes nice.

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?

Total homo.

6. fave juice?

Orange.

7. fave fast food breakfast place?

Nevar. I hear Red Rooster is bearable. Subway I guess, though I get the same sub I get for lunch and dinner.

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?

6, roughly.

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?

Annually.

10. describe your perfect breakfast.

Bit o' yoghurt, nice cereal, orange juice, newspaper, the Smiths playing live in my kitchen, cute naked boyfriend waiting in bed, no work after.

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?

Margarine if I have it at all. Generally just have untoasted bread.

12. how do you like your coffee?

Not in my mouth. Milo plz.

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?

Berries.

14. sex before breakfast or after?

Before is better, but if I could have both I definitely would.

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Cereal.

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eggs freak me out

1. how do you like your eggs?

HATCHING INTO CHICKENS

2. ham, bacon or sausage?

NO

3. white, brown, rye or other?

WHOLEGRAIN

4. fave cereal?

OMG PRONUTRO: WHOLEWHEAT HONEY MELT FLAVOUR

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?

FAT FREE BUT I HATE MILK

6. fave juice?

I LIKE ALL JUICES

7. fave fast food breakfast place?

WIMPY. VEG BREAKFAST CAN;T BE BEAT

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?

EVERYDAY WHEN I'M WORKING, NEVER WHEN I'M NOT

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?

NOT OFTEN ENOUGH

10. describe your perfect breakfast.

CROISSANTS, CHEESES, CITRUS FRUITS, FRIED TOMATOES, MUSHROOMS, TOAST

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?

UM TOTALLY BUTTER BUT I NEVER REALLY EAT TOAST

12. how do you like your coffee?

I DON'T DRINK COFFEE

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?

ORANGES!!

14. sex before breakfast or after?

DURING.

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?

CHEESE AND VEG POLONY SANDWICH

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1. how do you like your eggs?
poached and from my grannys chickens. eggs are the one thing that I am MASSIVELY crap at cooking though.

2. ham, bacon or sausage?
once in a very blue moon I will eat a bacon sandwich or a bite of one but generally as a rule I do not eat pork.

3. white, brown, rye or other?
Irish soda bread.

4. fave cereal?
country crisp rasberry version.

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?
full fat.

6. fave juice?
apple.

7. fave fast food breakfast place?
home

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?
4/5?

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?
very rarely now that I live somewhere that has a kitchen.

10. describe your perfect breakfast.
loads of fried tomatoes, fried mushrooms, eggy bread and poached eggs. A glass of col orange juice and a grapefruit for afterwards.

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?
smothered in butter.

12. how do you like your coffee?
I don't, at all.

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?
grapefruit.

14. sex before breakfast or after?
before. I don't like it on a full stomach.

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?
I didn't.

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1. how do you like your eggs?
soft boiled

2. ham, bacon or sausage?
sausage

3. white, brown, rye or other?
rye

4. fave cereal?
crunchy oats

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?
skimmed

6. fave juice?
mixed berry blueberry/cranberry

7. fave fast food breakfast place?
they are all gross.

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?
everyday

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?
never

10. describe your perfect breakfast.
dont have any, any food is good enough, lucky if there is any at all sometimes.

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?
smothered

12. how do you like your coffee?
dont like coffee, specially in the morning.

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?
plum

14. sex before breakfast or after?
before, but I need some water at least!

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?
Cup of crunchy oats in milk

1. how do you like your eggs?
scrambled
2. ham, bacon or sausage?
sausage
3. white, brown, rye or other?
whole grain
4. fave cereal?
cininom tost crunch but i hardly ever get to eat it
5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?
skim
6. fave juice?
mango
7. fave fast food breakfast place?
burger king
8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?
7
9. how often do you go out for breakfast?
hardly ever
10. describe your perfect breakfast.
pancakes coverd in lots of fresh berries
11. dry toast or smothered in butter?
with peanutbutter
12. how do you like your coffee?
i dont
13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?
aney
14. sex before breakfast or after?
before
15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?
pancakes with butter and surup, eggs and sausage and an orange

1. how do you like your eggs? i dont like eggs

2. ham, bacon or sausage? ham or bacon

3. white, brown, rye or other? wheat

4. fave cereal? capn cruch berries

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy? skim

6. fave juice? cranberry

7. fave fast food breakfast place? waffle house

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast? everyday

9. how often do you go out for breakfast? hardly ever

10. describe your perfect breakfast. an everything or onion bagel lightly toasted with lite cream cheese with iced coffee, or, to be piggish, a waffle with butter and syrup, a side of cheese grits,and hashbrowns with ketchup

11. dry toast or smothered in butter? not smothered, but with butter and jelly

12. how do you like your coffee? skim milk 2 splenda

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast? green apple

14. sex before breakfast or after? either one

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning? corn flakes with skim milk and a teaspoon of sugar with a green apple

1. how do you like your eggs? I don't eat eggs anymore

2. ham, bacon or sausage? Neither

3. white, brown, rye or other? Whole wheat

4. fave cereal? Cherrios, or regular corn flakes

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy? Rice Dream

6. fave juice? Orange Juice

7. fave fast food breakfast place? Dunkin Donuts or any place else that sells bagels.

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast? A few times a week

9. how often do you go out for breakfast? A couple times a week

10. describe your perfect breakfast. vegan pancakes!!!!

11. dry toast or smothered in butter? Smothered in non dairy margerine

12. how do you like your coffee? With cream(real non dairy) and sugar

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast? Freshly picked blueberries.

14. sex before breakfast or after? Before.

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning? Just a glass of OJ.

1. how do you like your eggs? boiled

2. ham, bacon or sausage? nothing

3. white, brown, rye or other? white

4. fave cereal? special k

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy? skim

6. fave juice? cherry

7. fave fast food breakfast place? none

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast? 1-2

9. how often do you go out for breakfast? once a week, but it's more brunch than breakfast

10. describe your perfect breakfast. coffee and croissant or apple pie

11. dry toast or smothered in butter? dry

12. how do you like your coffee? black, no sugar

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast? strawberries or bananas

14. sex before breakfast or after? before

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning? black coffee

1. how do you like your eggs?
Scrambled or soft boiled

2. ham, bacon or sausage?
Bacon & Sausage please

3. white, brown, rye or other?
Wholemeal bread

4. fave cereal?
Coco Pops

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?
Um...Semi Skimmed

6. fave juice?
Orange

7. fave fast food breakfast place?
McDonalds

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?
4-7

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?
Not very, once a month maybe?

10. describe your perfect breakfast.
Dirty but bacon, sausages, scrambled eggs, fried bread, toast & tomaotes, washed down with a cup of tea with 1 sweetner

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?
Butter

12. how do you like your coffee?
Don't really drink coffee

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?
Orange

14. sex before breakfast or after?
Before (If I have too lol)

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?
Branflakes with semi skimmed milk

1. how do you like your eggs?
non-existant

2. ham, bacon or sausage?
i'm a vegetarian. but back in the day, sausage/

3. white, brown, rye or other?
rye or wheatmeal.

4. fave cereal?
rice bubbles.

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?
full fat.

6. fave juice?
apple.

7. fave fast food breakfast place?
mcdonalds. it's so disgusting BUT. hashbrowns make me so happy.

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?
two or three.

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?
i used to like every single day, but then my schedule changed. so now maybe once a fortnight.

10. describe your perfect breakfast.
croissant with cheese, a side order of hashbrowns, a pot of english breakfast tea.

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?
butter.

12. how do you like your coffee?
no coffee, only tea.

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?
banana.

14. sex before breakfast or after?
before. i dont really love fucking on a full stomach.

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?
nothing yet but it's still early enough for breakfast so i'm going to heat up some gnocchi. leftovers for breakfast is awesome.

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1. how do you like your eggs?
poached.
2. ham, bacon or sausage?
None, I'm vegetarian.
3. white, brown, rye or other?
I love grainbread.
4. fave cereal?
museli or Special K.
5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?
Skim milk.
6. fave juice?
Apple and blackcurrant.
7. fave fast food breakfast place?
Maybe a nice cafe.
8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?
Everyday.
9. how often do you go out for breakfast?
Never really.
10. describe your perfect breakfast.
Low fat apricot yogurt with museli. A coffee. Maybe a small fruit salad.
11. dry toast or smothered in butter?
Inbetween is good.
12. how do you like your coffee?
with skim milk. No sugar.
13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?
Apples. But apples are good at any time.
14. sex before breakfast or after?
I'm happy with both. lol!
15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?
weet bix with skim milk.

1. how do you like your eggs?
I don't eat chicken period (haha sorry). To be honest, I love eggs fried, scrambled, poached, anything. But I've been really good and haven't ever caved into that desire since I went vegan

2. ham, bacon or sausage?
I love Cheatin' soya bacon mmm

3. white, brown, rye or other?
Ohmygod if I was having, like, my dream breakfast, it'd be proper Irish soda bread, bought from the bakery near my grandma's house in Bangor, Co. Down

4. fave cereal?
This is so trag but I really miss Cheerios (but I don't buy Nestlé). Like, REALLY miss them. I love muesli BUT if this is my dream breafast, someone has picked all the nuts and bananas out for me and stuck loads more nice dried fruit in. Serve with soya black cherry and unsweetened soya milk, please, Jeeves!

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy?
Unsweetened soya, I don't care what brand it is

6. fave juice?
Orange, pineapple and banana

7. fave fast food breakfast place?
Pass

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast?
0-1. I only eat it if I'd had to get up at crazy o'clock for something important and I tell myself things about "setting yourself up for the day" but I'm afraid it just makes me a bit queasy

9. how often do you go out for breakfast?
Erm never!

10. describe your perfect breakfast.
About two years ago, I stayed over at my friend's house and her sister cooked us Hangover Breakfast which consisted OF!: veggie sausage, veggie bacon, beans and fried bread. And it still lives on in my memory!

11. dry toast or smothered in butter?
I am obsessed with toast, spread and a bit of cinammon

12. how do you like your coffee?
Like I like my men: hot, strong and sweet like toffee!

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast?
I love all fruit. Except bananas.

14. sex before breakfast or after?
Breakfast is irrelevant, it is the teethbrushing which is pivotal!

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning?
Nuffing

1. how do you like your eggs? scrambled

2. ham, bacon or sausage?

3. white, brown, rye or other? brown

4. fave cereal? ixnay

5. homo, 2%, 1%, skim or soy? skim

6. fave juice? apple

7. fave fast food breakfast place?

8. how many times a week do you even eat breakfast? once/twice

9. how often do you go out for breakfast? non

10. describe your perfect breakfast. B12

11. dry toast or smothered in butter? neither

12. how do you like your coffee? w/ cream

13. fave fruit to have with breakfast? apple

14. sex before breakfast or after? I WISH

15. what did you have for breakfast this morning? cup of coffee, carnation shake

WHAT is homo milk??!?