Oh god, soda was my main drink for YEARS. I was always dehydrated and it just got to be so
gross. I knew that when I moved to California I'd have to stop drinking it altogether and I did. Now I only drink water and lots of it.
...However, cutting out soda just made me begin eating chocolate more often.

I don't just have a sweet tooth, I think all 28 of them are. Despite the fact that I'm tall, fairly skinny and don't really gain weight, I am incredibly sluggish. I rarely leave the house.
The ad alarmed me.