OK, so it looks like we have a dirty protester at my work.

There are two sets of male and female toilets where I work, we just bought over the neighbouring companies office, and they came with a set of new toilets. Very nice, much better than the ones that we are used to.

The last week, twice, there is some quite noticeable smearing of poop on the walls of the male toilets. It's obviously deliberate.

It was discovered on Tuesday morning, and again on Thursday afternoon, around lunchtime. The office is kind of awash with rumours about who it might be. It's so crazy that an official mail was sent around about using the toilets properly, that waste should be deposited in the toilets or bins provided (in the ladies). Nothing was mentioned specifically, but it was obviously connected.

There was also some theft in the office last month, they didn't catch the person but they said it wasn't an employee but the cameras aren't that good quality (so what's the point of having them then!) so they couldn't tell exactly who it was.

Everyone is on alert, and we want to believe that the thief is coming in and smear pooping. But everyone suspects each other. There is an atmosphere of mistrust in the office at the moment, and it stinks.

We had cleaning staff washing their asses and stuff by sitting on the counters and sinks. They let them go but how people found out is there was poop on mirrors and taps.

Our problem now is dirty *****es that don't know how to flush.

i already made a thread about this before. but it was actually funny and good and such

try again

wat

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look at related threads: http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/void/5...y-bathtub.html

look what angel dust says in there.

lol.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.