How is everyone a suspect? I thought you said you found out who it was

Because of the new pooping! The fresh poop on the walls, mr rock jonny!

I tell you, I have never known paranoia like this. It's like someone might be setting people up.

Maybe it's me they take in next. Oh god, I need a poop, but I can't. I think I will go to a bar in the area.

Poop control. Everytime someone goes to the loo, the poop inspector takes a look at the toilets afterwards. Risk: Everyone is even more uncomfortable, especially the sensitive souls who "can't go" if there is someone waiting for them in front of the door. Also, the poop inspector is a suspect, too, so who watches the watchman?

Other people who worked for the company that was taken over might still have the keys as well and they keep on pooping after their ringleader was arrested.

DEAR GOD, MORE?

Don you think it's a revenge poop? Or a copycat pooper?

Maybe you should get fake Dr Gillian Jacobs to come and study the poop and then she will know who the culprit is.

OOOOH, I feel a new forensic procedural coming on!

It's probably the guy with the poo smeared in his hair. You got one like that?