Maybe you could send some nasty voicemails to my uni. They literally couldn't organise a **** up in a brewery. The admin staff is like ****ing Soviet Russia on crack. Its so badly organised and everyone I meet I completely slate the uni to them in the hope no one will make the same mistak. Example- there are 28 of us grads on this sort of sub-course, and then 450 people on the normal course. So naturally they don't give a **** about the 28 of us. So we got an email once at 1.58pm that someone had forgotten to send to us before, saying pick up your essays from the academic office (joke name, office suggests people actually work there) by 2pm. So we went straight over there and asked to pick them up. The woman sitting there staring into space literally goes "Its 2.01pm you cannot have them back, you had to pick them up by 2pm". We explained no one bothered to tell us til then, she goes "Well you can't pick them up", so we ask when we can and she goes "I don't know the head of the academic office will have to reschedule you a time". The essays were sitting by her arm in a box. In the end my friend just lent over and grabbed the box.
Oh and this term, we got sent an email on November 12th about some appointments they had scheduled for us going "Here are the appointments. They were scheduled starting this Monday the 9th. Some of you will have therefore missed them." No apologies, no offers to reschedule, nothing. ****wits. Literally ****wits. The other students are fairly retarded too. Not as bad as on my masters course though (still never recovered from the joy of my Conflict and Health module where people would stick up their hands to interrupt the lecture and go "I think war is bad". Seriously. As if there was some coalition of people going "**** yeah, war is ACE, especially when it leads to mass diarrhoeal outbreaks in refugee camps").