well. excel is slightly difficult. bc its all about formulas and ****ty maths stuff. or at least it seems like it is to me. i wouldn't try to lie about excel. word is really easy. you just type and then you just kind of put up a front about what else you can do. and then when yr trying to work it, you just **** around and you'll eventually get it right. or what i do, is ask some really prolific word *****, and say "oh hai there, i just happened to forget how to right align, how you do that?" and then they like, huff and stuff, but are secretly really happy to be showing you how they are so ****ing brilliant.
excel on the other hand. its not just a grid. and its easy to **** up. maybe i've just got a mental block about it, bc i am all anti-grids. idk.