yeah the americans fill their bowl up to the top! can't be nearly as fun as having them slide down the porcelain to reach the water.

do you have disabled toilets ronette? i often prefer to use the 'executive toilet'. much more hygienic and more leg room.

I once found a tampon just SLOPPED out onto the seat.

That's just fucking...... offensive in every way.

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Juices like wine, like the blood in the sands.

We actually do not have any disabled toilets.. how weird? I might put up a sign tomorrow.. will take photo.

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Juices like wine, like the blood in the sands.

womens loos are always filthy....at my last place apparenlty they'd leave pads and tampons on the floor and the bathroom stunk of menses.

we have one guy who goes into the loo everyday at aroudn 10:15 am with a newspaper and takes his morning dump for 20 mins...and he's loud....you'd think he was giving birth.

i want to go in at 10am and piss all over the seat just for shitz and gigglez.

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You could get a jar of spiders, and other assorted insects and let them loose in the cubicle just before poo time.

At my friend's workplace, two guys were suspended for having sex in the disabled toilets.

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Some people just have no respect.

complain to the building manager.

i think it's just all government workers tbh. at my place of business, when a certain government transportation regulation group moved on to our floor, they brought the nastiest females with them. they always pee on the seat & someone who throws her used tp behind the toilet.

we've complained to the building manager so often that they just send up a cleaner midday.

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.. but but I am a government worker too and I don't do that. Fuck how hard is it to put the paper IN the toilet lol.

In another office I worked in we used to wonder how the hell the people from the chinese accounting business across from us managed to shit all the way UP the wall. One day I went in there and saw footprints on the seat.......... so they had been standing on it like you would in China.

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Juices like wine, like the blood in the sands.

What a bunch of nasty old bitches. Can't they take a shit before coming into work? It's almost like they are holding it till they get there.

This made me laugh

I'm wondering now if my toilet has more water than other peoples? I'm thinking probably.

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You guys probably have more water than us in general... stupid droughts.
I noticed in Europe they have like a little shelf thing that everything lands on then goes down........... Toilets in most Asian places I have been to were holes in the ground with places to put your feet while you squat.. and some kind of hose thing. (though in airports they'll always have one seated toilet)

Ours are like Americans I think but with less water....... I dunno.. take pics?

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Juices like wine, like the blood in the sands.

tape 'out of order' to the door

then it's all yours

tell them there are baby alligators in the pipes.

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when that bitch breathes, the air comes out crooked.

Or sewer rats that got a little too adventurous haha.

I watched a thing called Rat Genius one time, and it explained how rats can get into you toilet from the sewer. It was pretty interesting. Anyways, some lady got bit on the ass by one that was hanging out in her toilet bowl and had to go to the hospital.

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this was the wrong thread to read while eating breakfast.

well its definitely GROSS that they leave a mess but i can also understand wanting to go in a less populated bathroom if you have to do stuff out of your butt.

i think a really simple one-line note that says, like, "please leave this bathroom in the condition you found it in" would be plenty. you don't want to get to "WELL HEY YOU SHOULD REALLY ALREADY KNOW TO DO THIS YOU BIG POOPING MORON" because there's just no need, and if you insult people, even when they deserve it, they'll probably ignore your request out of spite.

hmm well i'm not exactly proud of wasting water but i'm also pretty pleased not to have to deal with grossed up toilet bowls all day.

i always feel bad when i go into the bathroom and someone's pooping. like man they're probably really mad i just walked in and fucked everything up.

also, the guy who sits next to me at work farted so loud like a hundred times today. i was like i know we have our headsets on and are talking to customers all day but I CAN HEAR THAT. well to be fair he's also in a wheelchair and has to type with a stick in between his teeth so i don't really know what his deal is but i'm sure he's got better things to worry about than suppressing his farts. but still.

oh and last month, my friends were shooting a movie scene on some family land of one of the guys and apparently his weird fucking uncle got really mad at him that he might be scaring the deer population away. but instead of being like "hey. nephew. you're fucking with my hunting plans, blah blah blah," he SHIT IN THE CAR that they left up there and were coming back for a few days later. right in the back of the car. big human shit. it's hard to laugh while you're throwing up but i really had to do a lot of both when they told me that shit.

oh look who's straying from the topic and being long-winded. sorry.

O Cricket, I have to spread rep <3

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probably the most sensible and effective answer in this thread.