[cricket]

i'm really pissed. don't you hate when people say it like "pessed"? i knew this bitch who said it like that all the time. she also drank "melk." grounds for death.

anyway, so my unemployed ass finally got a job at a call center taking phone orders for a popular athletic shoes/apparel catalog.

i am most looking forward to talking to all the black people who need basketball shoes or whatever. i hardly ever get to talk to black people, its really lame.

which reminds me, last night i met this guy from california who was here for work. he was some ambiguous shade of brown, anyway, he was telling me how PISSED he got when he drove around and saw white people mowing lawns. i lolled for two hours.

[Model]

why was he pissed? is that a job reserved only for the blacks or something?

[clotty]

Originally Posted by cricket

white people mowing lawns.

omg wisconsin!

i wonder what he will think of piggly wiggly.


also i never heard nobody say "pessed." is that like "betch?"

STOP TALKING SHITTY LIKE THE SHOES YOUTUBE.

is not hilars.

[PK!!]

no, not black people. in California, Mexicans mow the lawns.

[cricket]

i got to talk to two black people tonight. TWO!!!! one of them placed an order and the other one just wanted to know how much it was going to be for like nine pairs of shoes and four pairs of short pants. he'll call back tomorrow.

it almost gave me the nerve to talk to the one black guy who showed up at the bar i live at. but not quite. plus really i don't talk to anyone in those awful ubiquitous plaid shorts, i don't care how black they are.