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05-15-2008, 07:37 AM
|  | this isn't you yet | | Join Date: Feb 2007
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| | | the i can't be fucked anymore, i'd rather get preggers and get a council flat thread
yeah.
im in a bad mood. i hate working my arse off, especially when i meet people who do NOTHING and it seems get rewarded for missing a chromosome with money and houses and freebies. WHERES ALL MY FREE STUFF?!  |
05-15-2008, 07:46 AM
|  | happy clappy twat | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: one place at a time
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| | | I take it it's in vitro fertilization then? |
05-15-2008, 08:52 AM
|  | mendacious | | Join Date: Sep 2007
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| | | having children or even one child would be the ultimate punishment though
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05-15-2008, 08:55 AM
|  | bedroom revolutionary | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Socialist Republic of Wales
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| | | I'd rather be here working my ass off and permanently in debt (HI!) than having a baby. Ugh, pregnancy freaks me out.
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05-15-2008, 09:15 AM
|  | is anonymous | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: O' England, my lionheart
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| | | But if you get yourself pregnant, you can sell the baby to clear your debt and probably still have enough left over for a fish supper on friday night.
Job's a good 'un.
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05-15-2008, 09:17 AM
|  | Chairman~MouseyTongue | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chairman Meow
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Originally Posted by Squarepusher  But if you get yourself pregnant, you can sell the baby to clear your debt and probably still have enough left over for a fish supper on friday night.. | I had visions of Vicky Pollard, swapping her baby for a Westlife C.D. |
05-15-2008, 09:19 AM
| | is anonymous | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: O' England, my lionheart
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Originally Posted by BleedingHeart I had visions of Vicky Pollard, swapping her baby for a Westlife C.D. | I bet you could get that and Boyzone's greatest hits, providing the baby wasn't remarkably ugly or anything.
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05-15-2008, 09:23 AM
| | bedroom revolutionary | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Socialist Republic of Wales
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| | | Maybe you could train the baby to escape and crawl home, then you could sell it again and again...
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05-15-2008, 09:24 AM
| | is anonymous | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: O' England, my lionheart
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Originally Posted by Amity Maybe you could train the baby to escape and crawl home, then you could sell it again and again... | Now that's some highly efficient capitalism. Well played.
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05-15-2008, 11:23 AM
|  | in the end they all tried | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ireland
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| | You must get more satisfaction knowing you work to earn what you get and aren't leeching off the state, though. A clear conscience is priceless 
Although yeah, bebes are a lot of work. people who live off the state do not have it easy. |
05-15-2008, 11:26 AM
|  | MYSPACE.COM/ENGLANEMUSIC | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: England
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| | Most of the underage, retarded skank sluts let/force their parents to look after their kids, anyway. Babiez at 14, yo.
Kill them all. |
05-15-2008, 01:17 PM
|  | Thoroughbred | | Join Date: Jul 2007
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| | | Try selling/"donating" your eggs for 2500 a pop. |
05-15-2008, 03:21 PM
| | bedroom revolutionary | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Socialist Republic of Wales
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| | | Haha it seems like a good idea, Hanoi J, but they pump you full of hormones to get the maximum amount of eggs, and I'm not into the hormone shit.
I leech off the state and I am poor. They'd give me more if I had a baby/cut my legs off but I need to get to Uni and a baby wouldn't be much help.
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05-15-2008, 06:53 PM
|  | irony maiden | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: denny's.
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Originally Posted by Amity Haha it seems like a good idea, Hanoi J, but they pump you full of hormones to get the maximum amount of eggs, and I'm not into the hormone shit. | ew! i didn't know that.
i'm thinking about drinking myself infertile. i could, you know. because the thought of pregnancy and giving birth actually makes me feel physically sick. the doctors keep saying i'll change my mind, but really. i want this ovary problem to be fixed so i can stop being overweight but i'm sick of not being able to drink. want booze.  and seriously, the less people in the world, the better. i wish people would stop breeding and think about how more people=massive strain on everything. |
05-15-2008, 10:46 PM
| | Thoroughbred | | Join Date: Jul 2007
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| | | Neither of you would be a surrogate for 50,000? Your lady bits won't even have to suffer, you can get a C-section if you want...
In light of Baby Mama being released... I never knew all this shit was so profitable. |
05-15-2008, 10:47 PM
| | bedroom revolutionary | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Socialist Republic of Wales
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| | | Can't I get knocked up, go to the clinic, then sell some creep my foetus in a jar instead?
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05-16-2008, 07:58 AM
| | is anonymous | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: O' England, my lionheart
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Originally Posted by Amity Can't I get knocked up, go to the clinic, then sell some creep my foetus in a jar instead? | I'll give you a fiver for it.
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05-16-2008, 08:22 AM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | | Go for it, anenome. It'll be challenging, but rewarding.
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actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
05-16-2008, 06:55 PM
|  | Skip to the end. | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Ireland
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Originally Posted by bort Go for it, anenome. It'll be challenging, but rewarding. | Yes and I'm sure if you make friends with Pete Doherty and/or Amy Winehouse (which is pretty easy these days if you live a challenging yet rewarding life), you'll be famous by association and they'll make a movie of it eventually. Easy money right there. |
05-16-2008, 06:57 PM
| | bedroom revolutionary | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Socialist Republic of Wales
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| | | NO NO to be that kind of fashionable "struggling" you must have a well-off background and the reassurance that your parents can bail you out when you're really in a fix.
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