Squeeeeeeee
Going to start penning mine in the event that I don't get laid off next week.
I'm kind of over the idea of being a **** - going to keep it short and semi sweet. But I am doing other things to **** over the ones that deserve it. I'm only giving one week notice and wiping my computer

Have you sent one that was a bit edgier and ratchet than the usual cookie cutter resignation letter?

god no. never. but ive never worked in a place here i didnt want them on my resume.

actually, i think that they can track where ive worked through my license? i'm not sure about that.

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I think that lifting a barbell is probably the single most important thing that women can do to improve their body image. Lifting heavy and feeling stronger and seeing how muscle mass changes your body is a phenomenal experience. - Tamara Cohen

well thats what im trying to avoid, burning bridges. but i can do things out of passive agressive satisfaction that wouldnt hinder any references.

heres a glimpse of my day to day with these "managers" that cant get **** done. its regarding an image of a newly appointed big wig at the company for our website and press release:

CHAT WITH MORON THAT MAKES TOO MUCH MONEY

me: I have Jaine's batch but need to know which photo they want on the site. retouching is a must --the photo is poor.
Sent at 11:18 AM on Wednesday
Elizabeth: select which one you think & retouch & I'll send to him with edits to his copy for his approval. sound good?
me: ok as long as you can assure me i wont have to re-do yet another photo... have other things to do.

(meanwhile I retouched for nearly an hour and sent it to her)

Elizabeth: hold off on jaime, he wants to review the other images too.
Sent at 1:51 PM on Wednesday
Elizabeth: sorry, he literally just approved & then asked to see them
me: im psychic. but you shouldve asked, right?

im so over corporate.

im also considering attaching this at the bottom of the letter

this.