I prefer fox-den disease. I mean, if you're going to call it something. I'm saying.
Also, the part where doing nothing makes it turn into cancer would lead me to believe that seeing a doctor might be better than not seeing a doctor. I mean, cancer is no big deal and you can always just get some quick pills to cure it, but it's still such a pain in the *** to get those pills, given that they have not been invented, so you know. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cancer curing pills.
****phobia: The fear that a man will treat you the way that you treat women.