demand that your doc write a script for 24 hour nursing care. and then ring the bell every fifteen minutes and say I HAD A BOOBOO

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I think that lifting a barbell is probably the single most important thing that women can do to improve their body image. Lifting heavy and feeling stronger and seeing how muscle mass changes your body is a phenomenal experience. - Tamara Cohen

it helps you relax bc there's one less stimulus to think about.

you don't have to worry anymore.

just concentrate on what you are doing and let nature take its course.

i was just warning everyone.

bc those commercials that say diapers are "convenient" and "easy" and "clean" are misleading.

i feel like it can create whole new problem sets.

like i still can't decide if it's time to change my diaper or not.

it's probably not still absorbent for pee anymore since i number 2'd.

but that was barely half a day of "freedom."

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

when you smell like a men's bathroom i would say it's time to change the diaper.

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I think that lifting a barbell is probably the single most important thing that women can do to improve their body image. Lifting heavy and feeling stronger and seeing how muscle mass changes your body is a phenomenal experience. - Tamara Cohen

no, i don't smell like urinal cakes and forgotten dreams.

i smell like caca though.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

ring the bell for service!

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I think that lifting a barbell is probably the single most important thing that women can do to improve their body image. Lifting heavy and feeling stronger and seeing how muscle mass changes your body is a phenomenal experience. - Tamara Cohen