i know 99.3% of you guys don't ever wash yourselves.

and that can be okay too.

but i'd like to talk about it.









OH ALSO.

CAN WE PLEASE ALSO TALK ABOUT OTHER SUGAR SCRUBS THAT CLOTTY SHOULD TRY?

i am pretty sure you can't top my st. ives shea scrub. bc it is basically the best ever. best consistency and works the best.

but you should try.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

sometimes when i feel dirty i wash my face with exfoliating soap that has shards of metal & wood in it until my face bleeds & i feel clean again

i picture you washing in a small metal tub.

wash your uppers in the evening.

and wash your nethers in the morning after lying w/ a man in your bed the night before.

wash your hair every 3rd saturday and then set it.

do not leave the house until it is dry.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

i'll tell you something else.

i remember every hygiene thread that has ever been written. ever.

one time. many years ago.

shanny had a thread about how her pits stank.

and everyone started talking about antiperspirant deodorants.

WELL.

i will tell you something else.

they're all just awful.

all of it.

the best thing to use. is secret. or dove.


i only use unscented deodarants bc i don't like smelling like deodorant.

and neither should you.

it makes you smell like walmart.

stop it.

at once.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

i like to use my exfoliating gloves & soap up with snow fairy or a glycerine soap & St. Ives apricot scrub without the shower on, just scrub for a while.

or a hor bath with peppermint & eucalyptis oil.

i really hate scented deoderants, except secret has a vanilla scent i like & wear that sort of sweet scent anyway.