I think i have 'broken' a bone in my finger.
Not really broken but it ****ing hurts. There is a pretty embarrassing story to go with it as well which i think i should tell in case anyone actually cares:
So i was in uni and REALLY needed to **** so it was break time from the lecture and i ran into the toilets and without looking just lifted up the seat and went about my business (OF ****ING) then i finished and went to pull the flush and realised someone had obviously had some stomach troubles and just filled it all over with toilet paper. I have no idea why they didn't just flush it so I JUST flushed it. AND THE ****ING TOILET BOWL started to fill up with water, **** flakes and toilet roll. I also noticed that the toilets were filling up with people on THEIR break and i really started to panic. While kind of laughing about the only time i'm possibly going to be caught with a ****ty toilet situation was the ONE TIME is ACTUALLY WASN'T MY ****!
So luckily the toilet didn't actually OVER FLOW but it was still all filled with **** flakes and paper. I though i would just wait it out until i thought there were hardly any people so someone wouldn't go in to my cubicle. (it actually didn't smell at all which is probably why i didn't notice the second i went in there) But then i got bored and though **** it i will just really quickly open the door and walk out.
SO I TIRED TO OPEN THE DOOR REALLY QUICKLY AND I JAMMED MY ****ING FINGER BETWEEN THE DOOR AND THE TOILET ROLL HOLDER AND IT HURT SO MUCH MY FINGER WENT INTO SPASMS and it somehow ripped a big chunk of skin off. TO MAKE IT ****ING WORSE THERE WAS SOME GIRL FROM MY CLASS (70% SURE) WHO WAS WAITING FOR THE TOILET. MY **** FILLED TOILET.
I was actually in too much pain to really care about this and blood started just rising to the surfaces and i ran outside with my spasming finger and had a *** and put a plaster on it. ANYWAY. I BASICALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT except that it kept dripping blood until this morning when i was riding my bike and thought that it really really hurt when i went to bend my finger to use the break so i when i got into uni to have my morning *** i took the plaster off and it looked like a had ****ing trench finger. The skin around the 'cut' was pink and see through and the bit where the skin was removed looked like death! ANYWAY, IT started weeping like a ***** and my friend told me to air it out, so i did and after a few hours it stopped crying and formed a little shiny surface.
So that was my story.
My finger, and i don't mean the cut, i mean that actual BONE hurts so ****ing much it also looks a bit demented and bent and wont sit right next to my other finger. It's purple on the knuckle as well. Is there anything i can do to make it get better? Maybe rub some tussin into the bone? But really bone throb is so bad.....