let's tell the story. i feel like coming of age.
i got mine at the dinner table.
i think my face skin got that menarche rash too bc my mom was like WHAT IS THAT? DO YOU HAVE YOUR TIMES?
and i was like. no, *****. i fkn hate you. go away.
so i used paper towels only. in my drawz.
for a long time.
now what is this?
WHAT'S THAT CLEAR THING UP FRONT? IS IT A DIAPHRAGM?
one day my mum found my paper towels in the trash and got pretty mad. and she bought some pads and yelled at me.
she is a total ***** and that is why i am a lesbian today.