overdosin on TUMS - Page 2

salt · #6 10-18-2009, 08:41 PM

My husband does this shit. He even said they were candy to him but he isn't on that level though. The bastard also refuses to eat any vegetables except taters and corn. What a fucking man..

In you main squeeze's defense, the smoothie ones are delicious.

thumbscrew · #7 10-18-2009, 10:07 PM

I wouldn't call cheese a 'man food'. I think cheese is pretty girly, especially those chedder single things.

Basically only steak, pizza and unshelled prawns should be considered man food, consumed with a beer and/or protein shake.

thisbytes · #8 10-18-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by orchestral

yes. he does a ton of the smoothie ones.
i think he likes them.
but also, he eats only "man foods".

like chili, spicy chicken, tacos, chips, pastrami, cheese, hamburgers, etc.
so of course, he gets heartburn that's really shitty. on top of regular man heartburn.
hence all the tums.

but he's also of the school that a glass of water, some tums, an advil, or some tussin can cure anything.
really. any disease. just take some tums or tussin with a glass of water -- and you're cured.

He'd most likely get more mileage controlling the heartburn with digestive enzymes (the chewable papaya ones taste like candy) with his meals than with Tums, and unlike Tums, you can eat them daily.

mthrfckr. · #9 10-19-2009, 12:02 AM

Ugh I really need to use the ignore function. It might happen tonight folks. It should make bigger headlines than balloon boy.

calalove · #10 10-19-2009, 03:19 AM

has your/his environment changed in the past few months? does he have any other ailments?

how about going to a doctor?